Mrs. Hope. I told Molly in my letter that she’d have to walk up, Tom.
Colonel. Walk up in this heat? My dear, why didn’t you order Benson’s fly?
Mrs. Hope. Expense for nothing! Bob can bring up her things in the barrow. I’ve told Joy I won’t have her going down to meet the train. She’s so excited about her mother’s coming there’s no doing anything with her.
Colonel. No wonder, after two months.
Mrs. Hope. Well, she’s going home to-morrow; she must just keep herself fresh for the dancing tonight. I’m not going to get people in to dance, and have Joy worn out before they begin.
Colonel. [Dropping his paper.] I don’t like Molly’s walking up.
Mrs. Hope. A great strong woman like Molly Gwyn! It isn’t half a mile.
Colonel. I don’t like it, Nell; it’s not hospitable.
Mrs. Hope. Rubbish! If you want to throw away money, you must just find some better investment than those wretched 3 per cents. of yours. The greenflies are in my roses already! Did you ever see anything so disgusting? [They bend over the roses they have grown, and lose all sense of everything.] Where’s the syringe? I saw you mooning about with it last night, Tom.
Colonel. [Uneasily.] Mooning!
[He retires behind his
paper. Mrs. Hope enters the hollow
of
the tree.]
There’s an account of that West Australian swindle. Set of ruffians! Listen to this, Nell! “It is understood that amongst the share-holders are large numbers of women, clergymen, and Army officers.” How people can be such fools!
[Becoming aware that
his absorption is unobserved, he drops his
glasses, and reverses
his chair towards the tree.]
Mrs. Hope. [Reappearing with a garden syringe.] I simply won’t have Dick keep his fishing things in the tree; there’s a whole potful of disgusting worms. I can’t touch them. You must go and take ’em out, Tom.
[In his turn the colonel enters the hollow of the tree.]
Mrs. Hope. [Personally.] What on earth’s the pleasure of it? I can’t see! He never catches anything worth eating.
[The colonel reappears
with a paint pot full of worms; he holds
them out abstractedly.]