Barthwick.  Tcha!  If you’d only had the common decency to remember what happened when you came in.  Then we should know what truth there was in what this fellow says—­as it is, it’s all the most confounded darkness.

Jack. [Staring as though at half-formed visions.] I just get a—­ and then—­it ’s gone——­

Mrs. Barthwick.  Oh, Jack! do you mean to say you were so tipsy you can’t even remember——­

Jack.  Look here, Mother!  Of course I remember I came—­I must have come——­

Barthwick. [Unguardedly, and walking up and down.] Tcha!—­and that infernal purse!  Good Heavens!  It’ll get into the papers.  Who on earth could have foreseen a thing like this?  Better to have lost a dozen cigarette-boxes, and said nothing about it. [To his wife.] It’s all your doing.  I told you so from the first.  I wish to goodness Roper would come!

Mrs. Barthwick. [Sharply.] I don’t know what you’re talking about, John.

Barthwick. [Turning on her.] No, you—­you—­you don’t know anything! [Sharply.] Where the devil is Roper?  If he can see a way out of this he’s a better man than I take him for.  I defy any one to see a way out of it.  I can’t.

Jack.  Look here, don’t excite Dad—­I can simply say I was too beastly tired, and don’t remember anything except that I came in and [in a dying voice] went to bed the same as usual.

Barthwick.  Went to bed?  Who knows where you went—­I ’ve lost all confidence.  For all I know you slept on the floor.

Jack. [Indignantly.] I did n’t, I slept on the——­

Barthwick. [Sitting on the sofa.] Who cares where you slept; what does it matter if he mentions the—­the—­a perfect disgrace?

Mrs. Barthwick.  What? [A silence.] I insist on knowing.

Jack.  Oh! nothing.

Mrs. Barthwick.  Nothing?  What do you mean by nothing, Jack? 
There’s your father in such a state about it!

Jack.  It’s only my purse.

Mrs. Barthwick.  Your purse!  You know perfectly well you have n’t got one.

Jack.  Well, it was somebody else’s—­it was all a joke—­I did n’t want the beastly thing.

Mrs. Barthwick.  Do you mean that you had another person’s purse, and that this man took it too?

Barthwick.  Tcha!  Of course he took it too!  A man like that Jones will make the most of it.  It’ll get into the papers.

Mrs. Barthwick.  I don’t understand.  What on earth is all the fuss about? [Bending over jack, and softly.] Jack now, tell me dear!  Don’t be afraid.  What is it?  Come!

Jack.  Oh, don’t Mother!

Mrs. Barthwick.  But don’t what, dear?

Jack.  It was pure sport.  I don’t know how I got the thing.  Of course I ’d had a bit of a row—­I did n’t know what I was doing—­I was—­I Was—­well, you know—­I suppose I must have pulled the bag out of her hand.