It was somewhat late that afternoon when Shelton had his “wigging”; nor did it seem to him, hypnotised by the momentary absence of Antonia, such a very serious affair.

“Now, Dick,” the Honourable Mrs. Dennant said, in her decisive drawl, “I don’t think it ’s right to put ideas into Antonia’s head.”

“Ideas!” murmured Shelton in confusion.

“We all know,” continued Mrs. Dennant, “that things are not always what they ought to be.”

Shelton looked at her; she was seated at her writing-table, addressing in her large, free writing a dinner invitation to a bishop.  There was not the faintest trace of awkwardness about her, yet Shelton could not help a certain sense of shock.  If she—­she—­did not think things were what they ought to be—­in a bad way things must be indeed!

“Things!” he muttered.

Mrs. Dennant looked at him firmly but kindly with the eyes that would remind him of a hare’s.

“She showed me some of your letters, you know.  Well, it ’s not a bit of use denyin’, my dear Dick, that you’ve been thinkin’ too much lately.”

Shelton perceived that he had done her an injustice; she handled “things” as she handled under-gardeners—­put them away when they showed signs of running to extremes.

“I can’t help that, I ’m afraid,” he answered.

“My dear boy! you’ll never get on that way.  Now, I want you to promise me you won’t talk to Antonia about those sort of things.”

Shelton raised his eyebrows.

“Oh, you know what I mean!”

He saw that to press Mrs. Dennant to say what she meant by “things” would really hurt her sense of form; it would be cruel to force her thus below the surface!

He therefore said, “Quite so!”

To his extreme surprise, flushing the peculiar and pathetic flush of women past their prime, she drawled out: 

“About the poor—­and criminals—­and marriages—­there was that wedding, don’t you know?”

Shelton bowed his head.  Motherhood had been too strong for her; in her maternal flutter she had committed the solecism of touching in so many words on “things.”

“Does n’t she really see the fun,” he thought, “in one man dining out of gold and another dining in the gutter; or in two married people living on together in perfect discord ‘pour encourages les autres’, or in worshipping Jesus Christ and claiming all her rights at the same time; or in despising foreigners because they are foreigners; or in war; or in anything that is funny?” But he did her a certain amount of justice by recognising that this was natural, since her whole life had been passed in trying not to see the fun in all these things.

But Antonia stood smiling in the doorway.  Brilliant and gay she looked, yet resentful, as if she knew they had been talking of her.  She sat down by Shelton’s side, and began asking him about the youthful foreigner whom he had spoken of; and her eyes made him doubt whether she, too, saw the fun that lay in one human being patronising others.