“That’s much the same as saying to a starving man:  ’You don’t really want anything; it’s only what’s put into your head!’ You are begging the question, my friend.”

But nothing was more calculated to annoy Halidome than to tell him he was “begging the question,” for he prided himself on being strong in logic.

“That be d—–­d,” he said.

“Not at all, old chap.  Here is a case where a woman wants her freedom, and you merely answer that she dogs n’t want it.”

“Women like that are impossible; better leave them out of court.”

Shelton pondered this and smiled; he had recollected an acquaintance of his own, who, when his wife had left him, invented the theory that she was mad, and this struck him now as funny.  But then he thought:  “Poor devil! he was bound to call her mad!  If he didn’t, it would be confessing himself distasteful; however true, you can’t expect a man to consider himself that.”  But a glance at his friend’s eye warned him that he, too, might think his wife mad in such a case.

“Surely,” he said, “even if she’s his wife, a man’s bound to behave like a gentleman.”

“Depends on whether she behaves like a lady.”

“Does it?  I don’t see the connection.”

Halidome paused in the act of turning the latch-key in his door; there was a rather angry smile in his fine eyes.

“My dear chap,” he said, “you’re too sentimental altogether.”

The word “sentimental” nettled Shelton.  “A gentleman either is a gentleman or he is n’t; what has it to do with the way other people behave?”

Halidome turned the key in the lock and opened the door into his hall, where the firelight fell on the decanters and huge chairs drawn towards the blaze.

“No, Bird,” he said, resuming his urbanity, and gathering his coat-tails in his hands; “it’s all very well to talk, but wait until you’re married.  A man must be master, and show it, too.”

An idea occurred to Shelton.

“Look here, Hal,” he said:  “what should you do if your wife got tired of you?”

The expression on Halidome’s face was a mixture of amusement and contempt.

“I don’t mean anything personal, of course, but apply the situation to yourself.”

Halidome took out a toothpick, used it brusquely, and responded: 

“I shouldn’t stand any humbug—­take her travelling; shake her mind up.  She’d soon come round.”

“But suppose she really loathed you?”

Halidome cleared his throat; the idea was so obviously indecent.  How could anybody loathe him?  With great composure, however, regarding Shelton as if he were a forward but amusing child, he answered: 

“There are a great many things to be taken into consideration.”

“It appears to me,” said Shelton, “to be a question of common pride.  How can you, ask anything of a woman who doesn’t want to give it.”