“As for our getting any quarter at the hands of theologians, we don’t expect it, and have no right to. You don’t give each other any quarter. I have had two religious books sent me by friends within a week or two. One is Mr. Brownson’s; he is as fair and square as Euclid; a real honest, strong thinker, and one that knows what he is talking about,—for he has tried all sorts of religions, pretty much. He tells us that the Roman Catholic Church is the one ‘through which alone we can hope for heaven.’ The other is by a worthy Episcopal rector, who appears to write as if he were in earnest, and he calls the Papacy the ‘Devil’s Masterpiece,’ and talks about the ‘Satanic scheme’ of that very Church ’through which alone,’ as Mr. Brownson tells us, ‘we can hope for heaven’
“What’s the use in our caring about hard words after this,—’atheists,’ heretics, infidels, and the like? They’re, after all, only the cinders picked up out of those heaps of ashes round the stumps of the old stakes where they used to burn men, women, and children for not thinking just like other folks. They ’ll ‘crock’ your fingers, but they can’t burn us.
“Doctors are the best-natured people in the world, except when they get fighting with each other. And they have some advantages over you. You inherit your notions from a set of priests that had no wives and no children, or none to speak of, and so let their humanity die out of them. It did n’t seem much to them to condemn a few thousand millions of people to purgatory or worse for a mistake of judgment. They didn’t know what it was to have a child look up in their faces and say ‘Father!’ It will take you a hundred or two more years to get decently humanized, after so many centuries of de-humanizing celibacy.