We long for a drink that is cool and nice,
Great buckets of water with Wenham ice;
We’ve served you well up-stairs, you know;
You’re a good old-fellow—come, let us go!”
I don’t feel sure of his being
good,
But he happened to be in a pleasant
mood,
As fiends with their skins full
sometimes are,
(He’d been drinking with “roughs”
at a Boston bar.)
So what does he do but up and shout
To a graybeard turnkey, “Let
’em out!”
To mind his orders was all he knew;
The gates swung open, and out they
flew.
“Where are our broomsticks?”
the beldams cried.
“Here are your broomsticks,”
an imp replied.
“They’ve been in—the
place you know—so long
They smell of brimstone uncommon
strong;
But they’ve gained by being
left alone,
Just look, and you’ll see
how tall they’ve grown.”
—And where is my cat?
“a vixen squalled.
Yes, where are our cats?”
the witches bawled,
And began to call them all by name:
As fast as they called the cats,
they came
There was bob-tailed Tommy and long-tailed
Tim,
And wall-eyed Jacky and green-eyed
Jim,
And splay-foot Benny and slim-legged
Beau,
And Skinny and Squally, and Jerry
and Joe,
And many another that came at call,
It would take too long to count
them all.
All black,—one could
hardly tell which was which,
But every cat knew his own old witch;
And she knew hers as hers knew her,
Ah, did n’t they curl their
tails and purr!
No sooner the withered hags were
free
Than out they swarmed for a midnight
spree;
I could n’t tell all they
did in rhymes,
But the Essex people had dreadful
times.
The Swampscott fishermen still relate
How a strange sea-monster stole
thair bait;
How their nets were tangled in loops
and knots,
And they found dead crabs in their
lobster-pots.
Poor Danvers grieved for her blasted
crops,
And Wilmington mourned over mildewed
hops.
A blight played havoc with Beverly
beans,
It was all the work of those hateful
queans!
A dreadful panic began at “Pride’s,”
Where the witches stopped in their
midnight rides,
And there rose strange rumors and
vague alarms
’Mid the peaceful dwellers
at Beverly Farms.
Now when the Boss of the Beldams
found
That without his leave they were
ramping round,
He called,—they could
hear him twenty miles,
From Chelsea beach to the Misery
Isles;
The deafest old granny knew his
tone
Without the trick of the telephone.
“Come here, you witches!
Come here!” says he,
—“At your games
of old, without asking me
I’ll give you a little job
to do
That will keep you stirring, you
godless crew!”