at certain hours by a concourse of people of the country,
come to exult over our distress, or—it
is more tolerant to suppose—their own vicarious
triumph. Some moved among us with a decency of
shame or sympathy. Others were the most offensive
personages in the world, gaped at us as if we had
been baboons, sought to evangelise us to their rustic,
northern religion, as though we had been savages, or
tortured us with intelligence of disasters to the arms
of France. Good, bad, and indifferent, there
was one alleviation to the annoyance of these visitors;
for it was the practice of almost all to purchase
some specimen of our rude handiwork. This led,
amongst the prisoners, to a strong spirit of competition.
Some were neat of hand, and (the genius of the French
being always distinguished) could place upon sale
little miracles of dexterity and taste. Some
had a more engaging appearance; fine features were
found to do as well as fine merchandise, and an air
of youth in particular (as it appealed to the sentiment
of pity in our visitors) to be a source of profit.
Others again enjoyed some acquaintance with the language,
and were able to recommend the more agreeably to purchasers
such trifles as they had to sell. To the first
of these advantages I could lay no claim, for my fingers
were all thumbs. Some at least of the others
I possessed; and finding much entertainment in our
commerce, I did not suffer my advantages to rust.
I have never despised the social arts, in which it
is a national boast that every Frenchman should excel.
For the approach of particular sorts of visitors,
I had a particular manner of address, and even of
appearance, which I could readily assume and change
on the occasion rising. I never lost an opportunity
to flatter either the person of my visitor, if it
should be a lady, or, if it should be a man, the greatness
of his country in war. And in case my compliments
should miss their aim, I was always ready to cover
my retreat with some agreeable pleasantry, which would
often earn me the name of an ‘oddity’ or
a ‘droll fellow.’ In this way, although
I was so left-handed a toy-maker, I made out to be
rather a successful merchant; and found means to procure
many little delicacies and alleviations, such as children
or prisoners desire.
I am scarcely drawing the portrait of a very melancholy
man. It is not indeed my character; and I had,
in a comparison with my comrades, many reasons for
content. In the first place, I had no family:
I was an orphan and a bachelor; neither wife nor child
awaited me in France. In the second, I had never
wholly forgot the emotions with which I first found
myself a prisoner; and although a military prison
be not altogether a garden of delights, it is still
preferable to a gallows. In the third, I am almost
ashamed to say it, but I found a certain pleasure
in our place of residence: being an obsolete
and really mediaeval fortress, high placed and commanding
extraordinary prospects, not only over sea, mountain,