‘Oh, by all means!’ said I, and mopped my streaming face upon my sleeve, for you may be sure in those days I had no handkerchief.
’If you are sure you can follow me. That was a very sudden and sharp seizure,’ he said doubtfully. ’But if you are sure, all right, and here goes. An affair of honour among you fellows would, naturally, be a little difficult to carry out, perhaps it would be impossible to have it wholly regular. And yet a duel might be very irregular in form, and, under the peculiar circumstances of the case, loyal enough in effect. Do you take me? Now, as a gentleman and a soldier.’
His hand rose again at the words and hovered over me. I could bear no more, and winced away from him. ‘No,’ I cried, ’not that. Do not put your hand upon my shoulder. I cannot bear it. It is rheumatism,’ I made haste to add. ’My shoulder is inflamed and very painful.’
He returned to his chair and deliberately lighted a cigar.
‘I am sorry about your shoulder,’ he said at last. ’Let me send for the doctor.’
‘Not in the least,’ said I. ’It is a trifle. I am quite used to it. It does not trouble me in the smallest. At any rate, I don’t believe in doctors.’
‘All right,’ said he, and sat and smoked a good while in a silence which I would have given anything to break. ‘Well,’ he began presently, ’I believe there is nothing left for me to learn. I presume I may say that I know all.’
‘About what?’ said I boldly.
‘About Goguelat,’ said he.
‘I beg your pardon. I cannot conceive,’ said I.
‘Oh,’ says the major, ’the man fell in a duel, and by your hand! I am not an infant.’
‘By no means,’ said I. ’But you seem to me to be a good deal of a theorist.’
‘Shall we test it?’ he asked. ’The doctor is close by. If there is not an open wound on your shoulder, I am wrong. If there is—’ He waved his hand. ’But I advise you to think twice. There is a deuce of a nasty drawback to the experiment—that what might have remained private between us two becomes public property.’
‘Oh, well!’ said I, with a laugh, ’anything rather than a doctor! I cannot bear the breed.’
His last words had a good deal relieved me, but I was still far from comfortable.
Major Chevenix smoked awhile, looking now at his cigar ash, now at me. ‘I’m a soldier myself,’ he says presently, ’and I’ve been out in my time and hit my man. I don’t want to run any one into a corner for an affair that was at all necessary or correct. At the same time, I want to know that much, and I’ll take your word of honour for it. Otherwise, I shall be very sorry, but the doctor must be called in.’
‘I neither admit anything nor deny anything,’ I returned. ’But if this form of words will suffice you, here is what I say: I give you my parole, as a gentleman and a soldier, there has nothing taken place amongst us prisoners that was not honourable as the day.’