St. Ives, Being the Adventures of a French Prisoner in England eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 394 pages of information about St. Ives, Being the Adventures of a French Prisoner in England.

St. Ives, Being the Adventures of a French Prisoner in England eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 394 pages of information about St. Ives, Being the Adventures of a French Prisoner in England.

On the north side of St. James’ Square I was so happy as to spy a bill in a third-floor window.  I was equally indifferent to cost and convenience in my choice of a lodging—­’any port in a storm’ was the principle on which I was prepared to act; and Rowley and I made at once for the common entrance and sealed the stair.

We were admitted by a very sour-looking female in bombazine.  I gathered she had all her life been depressed by a series of bereavements, the last of which might very well have befallen her the day before; and I instinctively lowered my voice when I addressed her.  She admitted she had rooms to let—­even showed them to us—­a sitting-room and bedroom in a suite, commanding a fine prospect to the Firth and Fifeshire, and in themselves well proportioned and comfortably furnished, with pictures on the wall, shells on the mantelpiece, and several books upon the table which I found afterwards to be all of a devotional character, and all presentation copies, ‘to my Christian friend,’ or ’to my devout acquaintance in the Lord, Bethiah McRankine.’  Beyond this my ‘Christian friend’ could not be made to advance:  no, not even to do that which seemed the most natural and pleasing thing in the world—­I mean to name her price—­but stood before us shaking her head, and at times mourning like the dove, the picture of depression and defence.  She had a voice the most querulous I have ever heard, and with this she produced a whole regiment of difficulties and criticisms.

She could not promise an attendance.

‘Well, madam,’ said I, ‘and what is my servant for?’

‘Him?’ she asked.  ‘Be gude to us!  Is he your servant?’

‘I am sorry, ma’am, he meets with your disapproval.’

’Na, I never said that.  But he’s young.  He’ll be a great breaker,
I’m thinkin’.  Ay! he’ll be a great responsibeelity to ye, like. 
Does he attend to his releegion?’

‘Yes, m’m,’ returned Rowley, with admirable promptitude, and, immediately closing his eyes, as if from habit, repeated the following distich with more celerity than fervour:-

’Matthew, Mark, Luke and John
Bless the bed that I lie on!’

‘Nhm!’ said the lady, and maintained an awful silence.

‘Well, ma’am,’ said I, ’it seems we are never to hear the beginning of your terms, let alone the end of them.  Come—­a good movement! and let us be either off or on.’

She opened her lips slowly.  ‘Ony raferences?’ she inquired, in a voice like a bell.

I opened my pocket-book and showed her a handful of bank bills.  ’I think, madam, that these are unexceptionable,’ said I.

‘Ye’ll be wantin’ breakfast late?’ was her reply.

’Madam, we want breakfast at whatever hour it suits you to give it, from four in the morning till four in the afternoon!’ I cried.  ’Only tell us your figure, if your mouth be large enough to let it out!’

‘I couldnae give ye supper the nicht,’ came the echo.

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