And if the chaise was a danger, what an anxiety was the despatch-box and its golden cargo!  I had never had a care but to draw my pay and spend it; I had lived happily in the regiment, as in my father’s house, fed by the great Emperor’s commissariat as by ubiquitous doves of Elijah—­or, my faith! if anything went wrong with the commissariat, helping myself with the best grace in the world from the next peasant!  And now I began to feel at the same time the burthen of riches and the fear of destitution.  There were ten thousand pounds in the despatch-box, but I reckoned in French money, and had two hundred and fifty thousand agonies; I kept it under my hand all day, I dreamed of it at night.  In the inns, I was afraid to go to dinner and afraid to go to sleep.  When I walked up a hill I durst not leave the doors of the claret-coloured chaise.  Sometimes I would change the disposition of the funds:  there were days when I carried as much as five or six thousand pounds on my own person, and only the residue continued to voyage in the treasure-chest—­days when I bulked all over like my cousin, crackled to a touch with bank paper, and had my pockets weighed to bursting-point with sovereigns.  And there were other days when I wearied of the thing—­or grew ashamed of it—­and put all the money back where it had come from:  there let it take its chance, like better people!  In short, I set Rowley a poor example of consistency, and in philosophy, none at all.

Little he cared!  All was one to him so long as he was amused, and I never knew any one amused more easily.  He was thrillingly interested in life, travel, and his own melodramatic position.  All day he would be looking from the chaise windows with ebullitions of gratified curiosity, that were sometimes justified and sometimes not, and that (taken altogether) it occasionally wearied me to be obliged to share.  I can look at horses, and I can look at trees too, although not fond of it.  But why should I look at a lame horse, or a tree that was like the letter Y?  What exhilaration could I feel in viewing a cottage that was the same colour as ’the second from the miller’s’ in some place where I had never been, and of which I had not previously heard?  I am ashamed to complain, but there were moments when my juvenile and confidential friend weighed heavy on my hands.  His cackle was indeed almost continuous, but it was never unamiable.  He showed an amiable curiosity when he was asking questions; an amiable guilelessness when he was conferring information.  And both he did largely.  I am in a position to write the biographies of Mr. Rowley, Mr. Rowley’s father and mother, his Aunt Eliza, and the miller’s dog; and nothing but pity for the reader, and some misgivings as to the law of copyright, prevail on me to withhold them.

A general design to mould himself upon my example became early apparent, and I had not the heart to check it.  He began to mimic my carriage; he acquired, with servile accuracy, a little manner I had of shrugging the shoulders; and I may say it was by observing it in him that I first discovered it in myself.  One day it came out by chance that I was of the Catholic religion.  He became plunged in thought, at which I was gently glad.  Then suddenly —