pounds of bacon, flour, beans, blasting-powder, picks
and shovels in it; we bought two sorry-looking Mexican
“plugs,” with the hair turned the wrong
way and more corners on their bodies than there are
on the mosque of Omar; we hitched up and started.
It was a dreadful trip. But Oliver did not
complain. The horses dragged the wagon two miles
from town and then gave out. Then we three pushed
the wagon seven miles, and Oliver moved ahead and
pulled the horses after him by the bits. We complained,
but Oliver did not. The ground was frozen, and
it froze our backs while we slept; the wind swept
across our faces and froze our noses. Oliver
did not complain. Five days of pushing the wagon
by day and freezing by night brought us to the bad
part of the journey—the Forty Mile Desert,
or the Great American Desert, if you please.
Still, this mildest-mannered man that ever was, had
not complained. We started across at eight in
the morning, pushing through sand that had no bottom;
toiling all day long by the wrecks of a thousand wagons,
the skeletons of ten thousand oxen; by wagon-tires
enough to hoop the Washington Monument to the top,
and ox-chains enough to girdle Long Island; by human
graves; with our throats parched always, with thirst;
lips bleeding from the alkali dust; hungry, perspiring,
and very, very weary—so weary that when
we dropped in the sand every fifty yards to rest the
horses, we could hardly keep from going to sleep—no
complaints from Oliver: none the next morning
at three o’clock, when we got across, tired to
death.
Awakened two or three nights afterward at midnight,
in a narrow canon, by the snow falling on our faces,
and appalled at the imminent danger of being “snowed
in,” we harnessed up and pushed on till eight
in the morning, passed the “Divide” and
knew we were saved. No complaints. Fifteen
days of hardship and fatigue brought us to the end
of the two hundred miles, and the Judge had not complained.
We wondered if any thing could exasperate him.
We built a Humboldt house. It is done in this
way. You dig a square in the steep base of the
mountain, and set up two uprights and top them with
two joists. Then you stretch a great sheet of
“cotton domestic” from the point where
the joists join the hill-side down over the joists
to the ground; this makes the roof and the front of
the mansion; the sides and back are the dirt walls
your digging has left. A chimney is easily made
by turning up one corner of the roof. Oliver
was sitting alone in this dismal den, one night, by
a sage-brush fire, writing poetry; he was very fond
of digging poetry out of himself —or blasting
it out when it came hard. He heard an animal’s
footsteps close to the roof; a stone or two and some
dirt came through and fell by him. He grew uneasy
and said “Hi!—clear out from there,
can’t you!” —from time to time.
But by and by he fell asleep where he sat, and pretty
soon a mule fell down the chimney! The fire flew