Washington,
Mch. 2,’85.
My dear sir,—I take my earliest
opportunity to answer your favor of Feb.
B—— was premature in calling me
a “shrewd man.” I wasn’t one
at that time, but am one now—that is, I
am at least too shrewd to ever again invest in anything
put on the market by B——. I know
nothing whatever about the Bank Note Co., and never
did know anything about it. B——
sold me about $4,000 or $5,000 worth of the stock at
$110, and I own it yet. He sold me $10,000 worth
of another rose-tinted stock about the same time.
I have got that yet, also. I judge that a peculiarity
of B——’s stocks is that they
are of the staying kind. I think you should
have asked somebody else whether I was a shrewd man
or not for two reasons: the stock was advertised
in a religious paper, a circumstance which was very
suspicious; and the compliment came to you from a man
who was interested to make a purchaser of you.
I am afraid you deserve your loss. A financial
scheme advertised in any religious paper is a thing
which any living person ought to know enough to avoid;
and when the factor is added that M. runs that religious
paper, a dead person ought to know enough to avoid
it.
Very
Truly Yours
S.
L. Clemens.
The story of Huck Finn was having a wide success. Webster handled it skillfully, and the sales were large. In almost every quarter its welcome was enthusiastic. Here and there, however, could be found an exception; Huck’s morals were not always approved of by library reading-committees. The first instance of this kind was reported from Concord; and would seem not to have depressed the author-publisher.
To Chas. L. Webster, in New York:
Mch 18, ’85. Dear Charley,—The Committee of the Public Library of Concord, Mass, have given us a rattling tip-top puff which will go into every paper in the country. They have expelled Huck from their library as “trash and suitable only for the slums.” That will sell 25,000 copies for us sure.
S. L. C.
Perhaps the Concord Free Trade Club had some idea of making amends to Mark Twain for the slight put upon his book by their librarians, for immediately after the Huck Finn incident they notified him of his election to honorary membership.
Those were the days of “authors’ readings,” and Clemens and Howells not infrequently assisted at these functions, usually given as benefits of one kind or another. From the next letter, written following an entertainment given for the Longfellow memorial, we gather that Mark Twain’s opinion of Howells’s reading was steadily improving.
To W. D. Howells, in Boston: