Hartford, Dec. 9, 1874. My dear Howells,—I want to add a short paragraph to article No. 1, when the proof comes. Merely a line or two, however.
I don’t know whether I am going to make this typewriting machine go or nto: that last word was intended for n-not; but I guess I shall make some sort of a succss of it before I run it very long. I am so thick-fingered that I miss the keys.
You needn’t a swer this; I am only practicing
to get three; another slip-up there; only practici?ng
to get the hang of the thing. I notice I miss
fire & get in a good many unnecessary letters and punctuation
marks. I am simply using you for a target to
bang at. Blame my cats but this thing requires
genius in order to work it just right.
Yours
ever,
(M)Ark.
Knowing Mark Twain, Howells wrote: “When you get tired of the machine send it to me.” Clemens naturally did get tired of the machine; it was ruining his morals, he said. He presently offered it to Howells, who by this time hesitated, but eventually yielded and accepted it. If he was blasted by its influence the fact has not been recorded.
One of the famous Atlantic dinners came along in December. “Don’t you dare to refuse that invitation,” wrote Howells, “to meet Emerson, Aldrich, and all those boys at the Parker House, at six o’clock, Tuesday, December 15th. Come!”
Clemens had no desire to refuse;
he sent word that he would come,
and followed it with a characteristic line.
To W. D. Howells, in Boston:
Hartford,
Sunday. My dear Howells,—I
want you to ask Mrs. Howells to let you stay all night
at the Parker House and tell lies and have an improving
time, and take breakfast with me in the morning.
I will have a good room for you, and a fire.
Can’t you tell her it always makes you sick
to go home late at night, or something like that?
That sort of thing rouses Mrs. Clemens’s sympathies,
easily; the only trouble is to keep them up.
Twichell and I talked till 2 or 3 in the morning, the
night we supped at your house and it restored his
health, on account of his being drooping for some
time and made him much more robuster than what he was
before. Will Mrs. Howells let you?
Yrs
ever,
S.
L. C.
Aldrich had issued that year a volume of poems, and he presented Clemens with a copy of it during this Boston visit. The letter of appreciation which follows contains also reference to an amusing incident; but we shall come to that presently.
To T. B. Aldrich, in Ponkapog, Mass.