time I saw these gentlemen officiate was at a ball
given for the purpose of procuring money and medicines
for the sick and wounded soldiers and sailors.
Horace Greeley occupied one side of the platform
on which the musicians were exalted, and Peter Cooper
the other. There were other Tone-imparters attendant
upon the two chiefs, but I have forgotten their names
now. Horace Greeley, gray-haired and beaming,
was in sailor costume—white duck pants,
blue shirt, open at the breast, large neckerchief,
loose as an ox-bow, and tied with a jaunty sailor
knot, broad turnover collar with star in the corner,
shiny black little tarpaulin hat roosting daintily
far back on head, and flying two gallant long ribbons.
Slippers on ample feet, round spectacles on benignant
nose, and pitchfork in hand, completed Mr. Greeley,
and made him, in my boyish admiration, every inch
a sailor, and worthy to be the honored great-grandfather
of the Neptune he was so ingeniously representing.
I shall never forget him. Mr. Cooper was dressed
as a general of militia, and was dismally and oppressively
warlike. I neglected to remark, in the proper
place, that the soldiers and sailors in whose aid
the ball was given had just been sent in from Boston—this
was during the war of 1812. At the grand national
reception of Lafayette, in 1824, Horace Greeley sat
on the right and Peter Cooper to the left. The
other Tone-imparters of the day are sleeping the sleep
of the just now. I was in the audience when
Horace Greeley Peter Cooper, and other chief citizens
imparted tone to the great meetings in favor of French
liberty, in 1848. Then I never saw them any more
until here lately; but now that I am living tolerably
near the city, I run down every time I see it announced
that “Horace Greeley, Peter Cooper, and several
other distinguished citizens will occupy seats on the
platform;” and next morning, when I read in
the first paragraph of the phonographic report that
“Horace Greeley, Peter Cooper, and several other
distinguished citizens occupied seats on the platform,”
I say to myself, “Thank God, I was present.”
Thus I have been enabled to see these substantial
old friends of mine sit on the platform and give tone
to lectures on anatomy, and lectures on agriculture,
and lectures on stirpiculture, and lectures on astronomy,
on chemistry, on miscegenation, on “Is Man Descended
from the Kangaroo?” on veterinary matters, on
all kinds of religion, and several kinds of politics;
and have seen them give tone and grandeur to the Four-legged
Girl, the Siamese Twins, the Great Egyptian Sword
Swallower, and the Old Original Jacobs. Whenever
somebody is to lecture on a subject not of general
interest, I know that my venerated Remains of the
Old Red Sandstone Period will be on the platform;
whenever a lecturer is to appear whom nobody has heard
of before, nor will be likely to seek to see, I know
that the real benevolence of my old friends will be
taken advantage of, and that they will be on the platform