Mark Twain's Speeches eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 350 pages of information about Mark Twain's Speeches.

Mark Twain's Speeches eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 350 pages of information about Mark Twain's Speeches.

Halliday—­ah, that’s the name—­Ben Halliday, your uncle [turning to Mr. Carnegie].  That was the fellow—­Ben Halliday—­and Jack was full of admiration at the prodigious speed that that line of stages made—­and it was good speed—­one hundred and twenty-five miles a day, going day and night, and it was the event of Jack’s life, and there at the Fords of the Jordan the colonel was inspired to a speech (he was always making a speech), so he called us up to him.  He called up five sinners and three saints.  It has been only lately that Mr. Carnegie beatified me.  And he said:  “Here are the Fords of the Jordan—­a monumental place.  At this very point, when Moses brought the children of Israel through—­he brought the children of Israel from Egypt through the desert you see them—­he guarded them through that desert patiently, patiently during forty years, and brought them to this spot safe and sound.  There you see—­there is the scene of what Moses did.”

And Jack said:  “Moses who?”

“Oh,” he says, “Jack, you ought not to ask that!  Moses, the great law-giver!  Moses, the great patriot!  Moses, the great warrior!  Moses, the great guide, who, as I tell you, brought these people through these three hundred miles of sand in forty years, and landed there safe and sound.”

Jack said:  “There’s nothin’ in that three hundred miles in forty years.  Ben Halliday would have snaked ’em through in thirty—­six hours.”

Well, I was speaking of Jack’s innocence, and it was beautiful.  Jack was not ignorant on all subjects.  That boy was a deep student in the history of Anglo-Saxon liberty, and he was a patriot all the way through to the marrow.  There was a subject that interested him all the time.  Other subjects were of no concern to Jack, but that quaint, inscrutable innocence of his I could not get Williams to put into the picture.

Yes, Williams wanted to do it.  He said:  “I will make him as innocent as a virgin.”  He thought a moment, and then said, “I will make him as innocent as an unborn virgin;” which covered the ground.

I was reminded of Jack because I came across a letter to-day which is over thirty years old that Jack wrote.  Jack was doomed to consumption.  He was very long and slim, poor creature; and in a year or two after he got back from that excursion, to the Holy Land he went on a ride on horseback through Colorado, and he did not last but a year or two.

He wrote this letter, not to me, but to a friend of mine; and he said:  “I have ridden horseback”—­this was three years after—­“I hate ridden horseback four hundred miles through a desert country where you never see anything but cattle now and then, and now and then a cattle station—­ten miles apart, twenty miles apart.  Now you tell Clemens that in all that stretch of four hundred miles I have seen only two books—­the Bible and ‘Innocents Abroad’.  Tell Clemens the Bible was in a very good condition.”

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