and shame, and she forsook her work and went daily about the town, cursing the carpenter and blaspheming the laws of the emperor and the church, and it was pitiful to see.  Seppi asked Satan to interfere, but he said the carpenter and the rest were members of the human race and were acting quite neatly for that species of animal.  He would interfere if he found a horse acting in such a way, and we must inform him when we came across that kind of horse doing that kind of human thing, so that he could stop it.  We believed this was sarcasm, for of course there wasn’t any such horse.

But after a few days we found that we could not abide that poor woman’s distress, so we begged Satan to examine her several possible careers, and see if he could not change her, to her profit, to a new one.  He said the longest of her careers as they now stood gave her forty-two years to live, and her shortest one twenty-nine, and that both were charged with grief and hunger and cold and pain.  The only improvement he could make would be to enable her to skip a certain three minutes from now; and he asked us if he should do it.  This was such a short time to decide in that we went to pieces with nervous excitement, and before we could pull ourselves together and ask for particulars he said the time would be up in a few more seconds; so then we gasped out, “Do it!”

“It is done,” he said; “she was going around a corner; I have turned her back; it has changed her career.”

“Then what will happen, Satan?”

“It is happening now.  She is having words with Fischer, the weaver.  In his anger Fischer will straightway do what he would not have done but for this accident.  He was present when she stood over her child’s body and uttered those blasphemies.”

“What will he do?”

“He is doing it now—­betraying her.  In three days she will go to the stake.”

We could not speak; we were frozen with horror, for if we had not meddled with her career she would have been spared this awful fate.  Satan noticed these thoughts, and said: 

“What you are thinking is strictly human-like—­that is to say, foolish.  The woman is advantaged.  Die when she might, she would go to heaven.  By this prompt death she gets twenty-nine years more of heaven than she is entitled to, and escapes twenty-nine years of misery here.”

A moment before we were bitterly making up our minds that we would ask no more favors of Satan for friends of ours, for he did not seem to know any way to do a person a kindness but by killing him; but the whole aspect of the case was changed now, and we were glad of what we had done and full of happiness in the thought of it.

After a little I began to feel troubled about Fischer, and asked, timidly, “Does this episode change Fischer’s life-scheme, Satan?”

“Change it?  Why, certainly.  And radically.  If he had not met Frau Brandt awhile ago he would die next year, thirty-four years of age.  Now he will live to be ninety, and have a pretty prosperous and comfortable life of it, as human lives go.”