“No! has he got a secret of his birth?”

“You bet he has.”

“What is it?”

“His father was a wax-figger.”

Allen came strolling by where the pair were sitting; stopped, and said to the tinner;

“How are you off for friends, these days?”

“Well enough off.”

“Got a good many?”

“Well, as many as I need.”

“A friend is valuable, sometimes—­as a protector, you know.  What do you reckon would happen if I was to snatch your cap off and slap you in the face with it?”

“Please don’t trouble me, Mr. Allen, I ain’t doing anything to you.”

You answer me!  What do you reckon would happen?”

“Well, I don’t know.”

Tracy spoke up with a good deal of deliberation and said: 

“Don’t trouble the young fellow, I can tell you what would happen.”

“Oh, you can, can you?  Boys, Johnny Bull can tell us what would happen if I was to snatch this chump’s cap off and slap him in the face with it.  Now you’ll see.”

He snatched the cap and struck the youth in the face, and before he could inquire what was going to happen, it had already happened, and he was warming the tin with the broad of his back.  Instantly there was a rush, and shouts of: 

“A ring, a ring, make a ring!  Fair play all round!  Johnny’s grit; give him a chance.”

The ring was quickly chalked on the tin, and Tracy found himself as eager to begin as he could have been if his antagonist had been a prince instead of a mechanic.  At bottom he was a little surprised at this, because although his theories had been all in that direction for some time, he was not prepared to find himself actually eager to measure strength with quite so common a man as this ruffian.  In a moment all the windows in the neighborhood were filled with people, and the roofs also.  The men squared off, and the fight began.  But Allen stood no chance whatever, against the young Englishman.  Neither in muscle nor in science was he his equal.  He measured his length on the tin time and again; in fact, as fast as he could get up he went down again, and the applause was kept up in liberal fashion from all the neighborhood around.  Finally, Allen had to be helped up.  Then Tracy declined to punish him further and the fight was at an end.  Allen was carried off by some of his friends in a very much humbled condition, his face black and blue and bleeding, and Tracy was at once surrounded by the young fellows, who congratulated him, and told him that he had done the whole house a service, and that from this out Mr. Allen would be a little more particular about how he handled slights and insults and maltreatment around amongst the boarders.