beside himself, if you only set him where he could
see his eyes tally and watch his hands explain.
What a head he has got! When he got up that
idea there in Virginia of buying up whole loads of
negroes in Delaware and Virginia and Tennessee, very
quiet, having papers drawn to have them delivered
at a place in Alabama and take them and pay for them,
away yonder at a certain time, and then in the meantime
get a law made stopping everybody from selling negroes
to the south after a certain day —it was
somehow that way—mercy how the man would
have made money! Negroes would have gone up to
four prices. But after he’d spent money
and worked hard, and traveled hard, and had heaps of
negroes all contracted for, and everything going along
just right, he couldn’t get the laws passed
and down the whole thing tumbled. And there in
Kentucky, when he raked up that old numskull that
had been inventing away at a perpetual motion machine
for twenty-two years, and Beriah Sellers saw at a
glance where just one more little cog-wheel would settle
the business, why I could see it as plain as day when
he came in wild at midnight and hammered us out of
bed and told the whole thing in a whisper with the
doors bolted and the candle in an empty barrel.
Oceans of money in it —anybody could see
that. But it did cost a deal to buy the old numskull
out—and then when they put the new cog wheel
in they’d overlooked something somewhere and
it wasn’t any use—the troublesome
thing wouldn’t go. That notion he got
up here did look as handy as anything in the world;
and how him and Si did sit up nights working at it
with the curtains down and me watching to see if any
neighbors were about. The man did honestly believe
there was a fortune in that black gummy oil that stews
out of the bank Si says is coal; and he refined it
himself till it was like water, nearly, and it did
burn, there’s no two ways about that; and I
reckon he’d have been all right in Cincinnati
with his lamp that he got made, that time he got a
house full of rich speculators to see him exhibit
only in the middle of his speech it let go and almost
blew the heads off the whole crowd. I haven’t
got over grieving for the money that cost yet.
I am sorry enough Beriah Sellers is in Missouri, now,
but I was glad when he went. I wonder what his
letter says. But of course it’s cheerful;
he’s never down-hearted—never had
any trouble in his life—didn’t know
it if he had. It’s always sunrise with
that man, and fine and blazing, at that—never
gets noon; though—leaves off and rises
again. Nobody can help liking the creature, he
means so well—but I do dread to come across
him again; he’s bound to set us all crazy, of
coarse. Well, there goes old widow Hopkins—it
always takes her a week to buy a spool of thread and
trade a hank of yarn. Maybe Si can come with
the letter, now.”
And he did:
“Widow Hopkins kept me—I haven’t any patience with such tedious people. Now listen, Nancy—just listen at this: