Being now wealthy and distinguished, Mr. O’Riley, still bearing the legislative “Hon.” attached to his name (for titles never die in America, although we do take a republican pride in poking fun at such trifles), sailed for Europe with his family.  They traveled all about, turning their noses up at every thing, and not finding it a difficult thing to do, either, because nature had originally given those features a cast in that direction; and finally they established themselves in Paris, that Paradise of Americans of their sort.—­They staid there two years and learned to speak English with a foreign accent—­not that it hadn’t always had a foreign accent (which was indeed the case) but now the nature of it was changed.  Finally they returned home and became ultra fashionables.  They landed here as the Hon. Patrique Oreille and family, and so are known unto this day.

Laura provided seats for her visitors and they immediately launched forth into a breezy, sparkling conversation with that easy confidence which is to be found only among persons accustomed to high life.

“I’ve been intending to call sooner, Miss Hawkins,” said the Hon. Mrs. Oreille, “but the weather’s been so horrid.  How do you like Washington?”

Laura liked it very well indeed.

Mrs. Gashly—­“Is it your first visit?”

Yea, it was her first.

All—­“Indeed?”

Mrs. Oreille—­“I’m afraid you’ll despise the weather, Miss Hawkins.  It’s perfectly awful.  It always is.  I tell Mr. Oreille I can’t and I won’t put up with any such a climate.  If we were obliged to do it, I wouldn’t mind it; but we are not obliged to, and so I don’t see the use of it.  Sometimes its real pitiful the way the childern pine for Parry —­don’t look so sad, Bridget, ’ma chere’—­poor child, she can’t hear Parry mentioned without getting the blues.”

Mrs. Gashly—­“Well I should think so, Mrs. Oreille.  A body lives in Paris, but a body, only stays here.  I dote on Paris; I’d druther scrimp along on ten thousand dollars a year there, than suffer and worry here on a real decent income.”

Miss Gashly—­“Well then, I wish you’d take us back, mother; I’m sure I hate this stoopid country enough, even if it is our dear native land.”

Miss Emmeline Gashly—­“What and leave poor Johnny Peterson behind?” [An airy genial laugh applauded this sally].

Miss Gashly—­“Sister, I should think you’d be ashamed of yourself!”

Miss Emmeline—­“Oh, you needn’t ruffle your feathers so:  I was only joking.  He don’t mean anything by coming to, the house every evening —­only comes to see mother.  Of course that’s all!” [General laughter].

Miss G. prettily confused—­“Emmeline, how can you!”

Mrs. G.—­“Let your sister alone, Emmeline.  I never saw such a tease!”

Mrs. Oreille—­“What lovely corals you have, Miss Hawkins!  Just look at them, Bridget, dear.  I’ve a great passion for corals—­it’s a pity they’re getting a little common.  I have some elegant ones—­not as elegant as yours, though—­but of course I don’t wear them now.”