of each and every new driver as soon as the watch changed,
for each and every day we were either anxious to get
rid of an unpleasant one, or loath to part with a
driver we had learned to like and had come to be sociable
and friendly with. And so the first question
we asked the conductor whenever we got to where we
were to exchange drivers, was always, “Which
is him?” The grammar was faulty, maybe, but
we could not know, then, that it would go into a book
some day. As long as everything went smoothly,
the overland driver was well enough situated, but if
a fellow driver got sick suddenly it made trouble,
for the coach must go on, and so the potentate who
was about to climb down and take a luxurious rest
after his long night’s siege in the midst of
wind and rain and darkness, had to stay where he was
and do the sick man’s work. Once, in the
Rocky Mountains, when I found a driver sound asleep
on the box, and the mules going at the usual break-neck
pace, the conductor said never mind him, there was
no danger, and he was doing double duty—had
driven seventy-five miles on one coach, and was now
going back over it on this without rest or sleep.
A hundred and fifty miles of holding back of six
vindictive mules and keeping them from climbing the
trees! It sounds incredible, but I remember
the statement well enough.
The station-keepers, hostlers, etc., were low,
rough characters, as already described; and from western
Nebraska to Nevada a considerable sprinkling of them
might be fairly set down as outlaws—fugitives
from justice, criminals whose best security was a
section of country which was without law and without
even the pretence of it. When the “division-agent”
issued an order to one of these parties he did it with
the full understanding that he might have to enforce
it with a navy six-shooter, and so he always went
“fixed” to make things go along smoothly.
Now and then a division-agent was really obliged to
shoot a hostler through the head to teach him some
simple matter that he could have taught him with a
club if his circumstances and surroundings had been
different. But they were snappy, able men, those
division-agents, and when they tried to teach a subordinate
anything, that subordinate generally “got it
through his head.”
A great portion of this vast machinery—these
hundreds of men and coaches, and thousands of mules
and horses—was in the hands of Mr. Ben
Holliday. All the western half of the business
was in his hands. This reminds me of an incident
of Palestine travel which is pertinent here, so I
will transfer it just in the language in which I find
it set down in my Holy Land note-book: