“Come, my beloved! and taste the soft delights: 
Come, to repose the genial bed invites: 
Thy absent spouse, neglectful of thy charms,
Prefers his barbarous Sintians to thy arms!”

Then, nothing loth, the enamour’d fair he led,
And sunk transported on the conscious bed. 
Down rush’d the toils, inwrapping as they lay
The careless lovers in their wanton play: 
In vain they strive; the entangling snares deny
(Inextricably firm) the power to fly. 
Warn’d by the god who sheds the golden day,
Stern Vulcan homeward treads the starry way: 
Arrived, he sees, he grieves, with rage he burns: 
Full horribly he roars, his voice all heaven returns.

“O Jove (he cried) O all ye powers above,
See the lewd dalliance of the queen of love! 
Me, awkward me, she scorns; and yields her charms
To that fair lecher, the strong god of arms. 
If I am lame, that stain my natal hour
By fate imposed; such me my parent bore. 
Why was I born?  See how the wanton lies! 
Oh sight tormenting to a husband’s eyes! 
But yet, I trust, this once e’en Mars would fly
His fair-one’s arms—­he thinks her, once, too nigh. 
But there remain, ye guilty, in my power,
Till Jove refunds his shameless daughter’s dower. 
Too dear I prized a fair enchanting face: 
Beauty unchaste is beauty in disgrace.”

Meanwhile the gods the dome of Vulcan throng;
Apollo comes, and Neptune comes along;
With these gay Hermes trod the starry plain;
But modesty withheld the goddess train. 
All heaven beholds, imprison’d as they lie,
And unextinguish’d laughter shakes the sky. 
Then mutual, thus they spoke:  “Behold on wrong
Swift vengeance waits; and art subdues the strong! 
Dwells there a god on all the Olympian brow
More swift than Mars, and more than Vulcan slow? 
Yet Vulcan conquers, and the god of arms
Must pay the penalty for lawless charms.”

Thus serious they; but he who gilds the skies,
The gay Apollo, thus to Hermes cries: 
“Wouldst thou enchain’d like Mars, O Hermes, lie
And bear the shame like Mars to share the joy?”

“O envied shame! (the smiling youth rejoin’d;)
And thrice the chains, and thrice more firmly bind;
Gaze all ye gods, and every goddess gaze,
Yet eager would I bless the sweet disgrace.”

Loud laugh the rest, e’en Neptune laughs aloud,
Yet sues importunate to loose the god. 
“And free, (he cries) O Vulcan! free from shame
Thy captives; I ensure the penal claim.”

“Will Neptune (Vulcan then) the faithless trust? 
He suffers who gives surety for the unjust: 
But say, if that lewd scandal of the sky,
To liberty restored, perfidious fly: 
Say, wilt thou bear the mulct?” He instant cries,
“The mulct I bear, if Mars perfidious flies.”