The Complete Project Gutenberg Writings of Charles Dudley Warner eBook

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The Complete Project Gutenberg Writings of Charles Dudley Warner eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 3,672 pages of information about The Complete Project Gutenberg Writings of Charles Dudley Warner.
in a wood-pile in the dooryard, and when I lay down at the entrance to his house and called him, he would come out and sit on his tail and lick my face just like a grown person.  I taught him a great many tricks and all the virtues.  That year I had a large number of hens, and Jacko went about among them with the most perfect indifference, never looking on them to lust after them, as I could see, and never touching an egg or a feather.  So excellent was his reputation that I would have trusted him in the hen-roost in the dark without counting the hens.  In short, he was domesticated, and I was fond of him and very proud of him, exhibiting him to all our visitors as an example of what affectionate treatment would do in subduing the brute instincts.  I preferred him to my dog, whom I had, with much patience, taught to go up a long hill alone and surround the cows, and drive them home from the remote pasture.  He liked the fun of it at first, but by and by he seemed to get the notion that it was a “chore,” and when I whistled for him to go for the cows, he would turn tail and run the other way, and the more I whistled and threw stones at him, the faster he would run.  His name was Turk, and I should have sold him if he had not been the kind of dog that nobody will buy.  I suppose he was not a cow-dog, but what they call a sheep-dog.  At least, when he got big enough, he used to get into the pasture and chase the sheep to death.  That was the way he got into trouble, and lost his valuable life.  A dog is of great use on a farm, and that is the reason a boy likes him.  He is good to bite peddlers and small children, and run out and yelp at wagons that pass by, and to howl all night when the moon shines.  And yet, if I were a boy again, the first thing I would have should be a dog; for dogs are great companions, and as active and spry as a boy at doing nothing.  They are also good to bark at woodchuck-holes.

A good dog will bark at a woodchuck-hole long after the animal has retired to a remote part of his residence, and escaped by another hole.  This deceives the woodchuck.  Some of the most delightful hours of my life have been spent in hiding and watching the hole where the dog was not.  What an exquisite thrill ran through my frame when the timid nose appeared, was withdrawn, poked out again, and finally followed by the entire animal, who looked cautiously about, and then hopped away to feed on the clover.  At that moment I rushed in, occupied the “home base,” yelled to Turk, and then danced with delight at the combat between the spunky woodchuck and the dog.  They were about the same size, but science and civilization won the day.  I did not reflect then that it would have been more in the interest of civilization if the woodchuck had killed the dog.  I do not know why it is that boys so like to hunt and kill animals; but the excuse that I gave in this case for the murder was, that the woodchuck ate the clover and trod it down, and, in fact, was a woodchuck.  It was not till long after that I learned with surprise that he is a rodent mammal, of the species Arctomys monax, is called at the West a ground-hog, and is eaten by people of color with great relish.

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