latter he holds up and displays, turning it about
occasionally in an admiring manner. He is discoursing,
all the time, in the most voluble Italian. He
has an ointment, wonderfully efficacious for rheumatism
and every sort of bruise: he pulls up his sleeve,
and anoints his arm with it, binding it up with a
strip of paper; for the simplest operation must be
explained to these grown children. He also pulls
teeth, with an ease and expedition hitherto unknown,
and is in no want of patients among this open-mouthed
crowd. One sufferer after another climbs up into
the wagon, and goes through the operation in the public
gaze. A stolid, good-natured hind mounts the
seat. The dentist examines his mouth, and finds
the offending tooth. He then turns to the crowd
and explains the case. He takes a little instrument
that is neither forceps nor turnkey, stands upon the
seat, seizes the man’s nose, and jerks his head
round between his knees, pulling his mouth open (there
is nothing that opens the mouth quicker than a sharp
upward jerk of the nose) with a rude jollity that
sets the spectators in a roar. Down he goes into
the cavern, and digs away for a quarter of a minute,
the man the while as immovable as a stone image, when
he holds up the bloody tooth. The patient still
persists in sitting with his mouth stretched open
to its widest limit, waiting for the operation to
begin, and will only close the orifice when he is well
shaken and shown the tooth. The dentist gives
him some yellow liquid to hold in his mouth, which
the man insists on swallowing, wets a handkerchief
and washes his face, roughly rubbing his nose the wrong
way, and lets him go. Every step of the process
is eagerly watched by the delighted spectators.
He is succeeded by a woman, who is put through the
same heroic treatment, and exhibits like fortitude.
And so they come; and the dentist after every operation
waves the extracted trophy high in air, and jubilates
as if he had won another victory, pointing to the stone
statue yonder, and reminding them that this is the
glorious day of St. Antonino. But this is not
all that this man of science does. He has the
genuine elixir d’amour, love-philters and powders
which never fail in their effects. I see the
bashful girls and the sheepish swains come slyly up
to the side of the wagon, and exchange their hard-earned
francs for the hopeful preparation. O my brown
beauty, with those soft eyes and cheeks of smothered
fire, you have no need of that red philter! What
a simple, childlike folk! The shrewd fellow in
the wagon is one of a race as old as Thebes and as
new as Porkopolis; his brazen face is older than the
invention of bronze, but I think he never had to do
with a more credulous crowd than this. The very
cunning in the face of the peasants is that of the
fox; it is a sort of instinct, and not an intelligent
suspicion.