them to a comparison with somebody else, merely because
the critic will not take the trouble to ascertain
what they are. If, indeed, the poet and novelist
are mere imitators of a model and copyists of a style,
they may be dismissed with such commendation as we
bestow upon the machines who pass their lives in making
bad copies of the pictures of the great painters.
But the critics of whom we speak do not intend depreciation,
but eulogy, when they say that the author they have
in hand has the wit of Sydney Smith and the brilliancy
of Macaulay. Probably he is not like either of
them, and may have a genuine though modest virtue
of his own; but these names will certainly kill him,
and he will never be anybody in the popular estimation.
The public finds out speedily that he is not Sydney
Smith, and it resents the extravagant claim for him
as if he were an impudent pretender. How many
authors of fair ability to interest the world have
we known in our own day who have been thus sky-rocketed
into notoriety by the lazy indiscrimination of the
critic-by-comparison, and then have sunk into a popular
contempt as undeserved! I never see a young aspirant
injudiciously compared to a great and resplendent name
in literature, but I feel like saying, My poor fellow,
your days are few and full of trouble; you begin life
handicapped, and you cannot possibly run a creditable
race.
I think this sort of critical eulogy is more damaging
even than that which kills by a different assumption,
and one which is equally common, namely, that the
author has not done what he probably never intended
to do. It is well known that most of the trouble
in life comes from our inability to compel other people
to do what we think they ought, and it is true in
criticism that we are unwilling to take a book for
what it is, and credit the author with that. When
the solemn critic, like a mastiff with a ladies’
bonnet in his mouth, gets hold of a light piece of
verse, or a graceful sketch which catches the humor
of an hour for the entertainment of an hour, he tears
it into a thousand shreds. It adds nothing to
human knowledge, it solves none of the problems of
life, it touches none of the questions of social science,
it is not a philosophical treatise, and it is not
a dozen things that it might have been. The critic
cannot forgive the author for this disrespect to him.
This isn’t a rose, says the critic, taking up
a pansy and rending it; it is not at all like a rose,
and the author is either a pretentious idiot or an
idiotic pretender. What business, indeed, has
the author to send the critic a bunch of sweet-peas,
when he knows that a cabbage would be preferred,—something
not showy, but useful?