all the martyrs of Grub Street [he exclaims], I ’d
sooner live in a garret, and starve into the bargain,
than follow so sordid, dusty, and soul-killing a way
of life, though certain it would make me as rich as
old Croesus, or John Jacob Astor himself!” The
sparkle of society was no more agreeable to him than
the rattle of cutlery. “I have scarcely
[he writes] seen anything of the ——s
since your departure; business and an amazing want
of inclination have kept me from their threshold.
Jim, that sly poacher, however, prowls about there,
and vitrifies his heart by the furnace of their charms.
I accompanied him there on Sunday evening last, and
found the Lads and Miss Knox with them. S——was
in great spirits, and played the sparkler with such
great success as to silence the whole of us excepting
Jim, who was the agreeable rattle of the evening.
God defend me from such vivacity as hers, in future,—such
smart speeches without meaning, such bubble and squeak
nonsense! I ’d as lieve stand by a frying-pan
for an hour and listen to the cooking of apple fritters.
After two hours’ dead silence and suffering
on my part I made out to drag him off, and did not
stop running until I was a mile from the house.”
Irving gives his correspondent graphic pictures of
the social warfare in which he was engaged, the “host
of rascally little tea-parties” in which he was
entangled; and some of his portraits of the “divinities,”
the “blossoms,” and the beauties of that
day would make the subjects of them flutter with surprise
in the churchyards where they lie. The writer
was sated with the “tedious commonplace of fashionable
society,” and languishing to return to his books
and his pen.
In March, 18122, in the shadow of the war and the
depression of business, Irving was getting out a new
edition of the “Knickerbocker,” which
Inskeep was to publish, agreeing to pay $1200 at six
months for an edition of fifteen hundred. The
modern publisher had not then arisen and acquired
a proprietary right in the brains of the country, and
the author made his bargains like an independent being
who owned himself.
Irving’s letters of this period are full of
the gossip of the town and the matrimonial fate of
his acquaintances. The fascinating Mary Fairlie
is at length married to Cooper, the tragedian, with
the opposition of her parents, after a dismal courtship
and a cloudy prospect of happiness. Goodhue is
engaged to Miss Clarkson, the sister to the pretty
one. The engagement suddenly took place as they
walked from church on Christmas Day, and report says
“the action was shorter than any of our naval
victories, for the lady struck on the first broadside.”
The war colored all social life and conversation.
“This war [the letter is to Brevoort, who is
in Europe] has completely changed the face of things
here. You would scarcely recognize our old peaceful
city. Nothing is talked of but armies, navies,
battles, etc.” The same phenomenon
was witnessed then that was observed in the war for