I was in the midst of this tale when I happened to look some rods away to the other edge of the clearing, and there was a bear!  He was standing on his hind legs, and doing just what I was doing,—­picking blackberries.  With one paw he bent down the bush, while with the other he clawed the berries into his mouth,—­green ones and all.  To say that I was astonished is inside the mark.  I suddenly discovered that I didn’t want to see a bear, after all.  At about the same moment the bear saw me, stopped eating berries, and regarded me with a glad surprise.  It is all very well to imagine what you would do under such circumstances.  Probably you wouldn’t do it:  I didn’t.  The bear dropped down on his forefeet, and came slowly towards me.  Climbing a tree was of no use, with so good a climber in the rear.  If I started to run, I had no doubt the bear would give chase; and although a bear cannot run down hill as fast as he can run up hill, yet I felt that he could get over this rough, brush-tangled ground faster than I could.

The bear was approaching.  It suddenly occurred to me how I could divert his mind until I could fall back upon my military base.  My pail was nearly full of excellent berries, much better than the bear could pick himself.  I put the pail on the ground, and slowly backed away from it, keeping my eye, as beast-tamers do, on the bear.  The ruse succeeded.

The bear came up to the berries, and stopped.  Not accustomed to eat out of a pail, he tipped it over, and nosed about in the fruit, “gorming” (if there is such a word) it down, mixed with leaves and dirt, like a pig.  The bear is a worse feeder than the pig.  Whenever he disturbs a maple-sugar camp in the spring, he always upsets the buckets of syrup, and tramples round in the sticky sweets, wasting more than he eats.  The bear’s manners are thoroughly disagreeable.

As soon as my enemy’s head was down, I started and ran.  Somewhat out of breath, and shaky, I reached my faithful rifle.  It was not a moment too soon.  I heard the bear crashing through the brush after me.  Enraged at my duplicity, he was now coming on with blood in his eye.  I felt that the time of one of us was probably short.  The rapidity of thought at such moments of peril is well known.  I thought an octavo volume, had it illustrated and published, sold fifty thousand copies, and went to Europe on the proceeds, while that bear was loping across the clearing.  As I was cocking the gun, I made a hasty and unsatisfactory review of my whole life.  I noted, that, even in such a compulsory review, it is almost impossible to think of any good thing you have done.  The sins come out uncommonly strong.  I recollected a newspaper subscription I had delayed paying years and years ago, until both editor and newspaper were dead, and which now never could be paid to all eternity.

The bear was coming on.