AS WE GO

By Charles Dudley Warner

CONTENTS:  (28 short studies)

OUR PRESIDENT THE NEWSPAPER-MADE MAN INTERESTING GIRLS GIVE THE MEN A CHANCE THE ADVENT OF CANDOR THE AMERICAN MAN THE ELECTRIC WAY CAN A HUSBAND OPEN HIS WIFE’S LETTERS?  A LEISURE CLASS WEATHER AND CHARACTER BORN WITH AN “EGO” JUVENTUS MUNDI A BEAUTIFUL OLD AGE THE ATTRACTION OF THE REPULSIVE GIVING AS A LUXURY CLIMATE AND HAPPINESS THE NEW FEMININE RESERVE REPOSE IN ACTIVITY WOMEN—­IDEAL AND REAL THE ART OF IDLENESS IS THERE ANY CONVERSATION THE TALL GIRL THE DEADLY DIARY THE WHISTLING GIRL BORN OLD AND RICH THE “OLD SOLDIER” THE ISLAND OF BIMINI JUNE

OUR PRESIDENT

We are so much accustomed to kings and queens and other privileged persons of that sort in this world that it is only on reflection that we wonder how they became so.  The mystery is not their continuance, but how did they get a start?  We take little help from studying the bees —­originally no one could have been born a queen.  There must have been not only a selection, but an election, not by ballot, but by consent some way expressed, and the privileged persons got their positions because they were the strongest, or the wisest, or the most cunning.  But the descendants of these privileged persons hold the same positions when they are neither strong, nor wise, nor very cunning.  This also is a mystery.  The persistence of privilege is an unexplained thing in human affairs, and the consent of mankind to be led in government and in fashion by those to whom none of the original conditions of leadership attach is a philosophical anomaly.  How many of the living occupants of thrones, dukedoms, earldoms, and such high places are in position on their own merits, or would be put there by common consent?  Referring their origin to some sort of an election, their continuance seems to rest simply on forbearance.  Here in America we are trying a new experiment; we have adopted the principle of election, but we have supplemented it with the equally authoritative right of deposition.  And it is interesting to see how it has worked for a hundred years, for it is human nature to like to be set up, but not to like to be set down.  If in our elections we do not always get the best—­perhaps few elections ever did—­we at least do not perpetuate forever in privilege our mistakes or our good hits.

The celebration in New York, in 1889, of the inauguration of Washington was an instructive spectacle.  How much of privilege had been gathered and perpetuated in a century?  Was it not an occasion that emphasized our republican democracy?  Two things were conspicuous.  One was that we did not honor a family, or a dynasty, or a title, but a character; and the other was that we did not exalt any living man, but simply the office of President.  It was a demonstration of the power