gorgeous array, that as her body was most beautiful,
fair, and proper, so her attire in every respect might
be correspondent to the same. For the accomplishment
whereof she curled her hair, she dyed her locks, and
laid them out after the best manner, she colored her
face with waters and Ointments: But in no case
could she get any (so curious and dainty she was)
that could starch, and set her Ruffs and Neckerchers
to her mind wherefore she sent for a couple of Laundresses,
who did the best they could to please her humors, but
in any wise they could not. Then fell she to
swear and tear, to curse and damn, casting the Ruffs
under feet, and wishing that the Devil might take her
when she wear any of those Neckerchers again.
In the meantime (through the sufference of God) the
Devil transforming himself into the form of a young
man, as brave and proper as she in every point of outward
appearance, came in, feigning himself to be a wooer
or suitor unto her. And seeing her thus agonized,
and in such a pelting chase, he demanded of her the
cause thereof, who straightway told him (as women can
conceal nothing that lieth upon their stomachs) how
she was abused in the setting of her Ruffs, which
thing being heard of him, he promised to please her
mind, and thereto took in hand the setting of her Ruffs,
which he performed to her great contentation and liking,
in so much as she looking herself in a glass (as the
Devil bade her) became greatly enamoured of him.
This done, the young man kissed her, in the doing whereof
she writhe her neck in, sunder, so she died miserably,
her body being metamorphosed into black and blue colors,
most ugglesome to behold, and her face (which before
was so amorous) became most deformed, and fearful to
look upon. This being known, preparence was made
for her burial, a rich coffin was provided, and her
fearful body was laid therein, and it covered very
sumptuously. Four men immediately assayed to lift
up the corpse, but could not move it; then six attempted
the like, but could not once stir it from the place
where it stood. Whereat the standers-by marveling,
caused the coffin to be opened to see the cause thereof.
Where they found the body to be taken away, and a
black Cat very lean and deformed sitting in the coffin,
setting of great Ruffs, and frizzling of hair, to the
great fear and wonder of all beholders.”
Better than this pride which forerunneth destruction,
in the opinion of Stubbes, is the habit of the Brazilian
women, who “esteem so little of apparel”
that they rather choose to go naked than be thought
to be proud.
As I read the times of Elizabeth, there was then greater
prosperity and enjoyment of life among the common
people than fifty or a hundred years later. Into
the question of the prices of labor and of food, which
Mr. Froude considers so fully in the first chapter
of his history, I shall not enter any further than
to remark that the hardness of the laborer’s
lot, who got, mayhap, only twopence a day, is mitigated
by the fact that for a penny he could buy a pound
of meat which now costs a shilling. In two respects
England has greatly changed for the traveler, from
the sixteenth to the eighteenth century—in
its inns and its roads.