campaign, retire on the first pinch of cold weather
into snug winter quarters in some fat Flemish
town, and eat and drink and fiddle through the winter.
Boney must have sadly disconcerted the comfortable
system of these old warriors by the harrowing,
restless, cut-and-slash mode of warfare that
he introduced. He has put an end to all the old
carte and tierce system in which the cavaliers
of the old school fought so decorously, as it
were with a small sword in one hand and a chapeau
bras in the other. During his career there has
been a sad laying on the shelf of old generals
who could not keep up with the hurry, the fierceness
and dashing of the new system; and among the number
I presume has been my worthy house-mate, old Trotter.
The old gentleman, in spite of his warlike title,
had a most pacific appearance. He was large
and fat, with a broad, hazy, muffin face, a sleepy
eye, and a full double chin. He had a deep ravine
from each corner of his mouth, not occasioned
by any irascible contraction of the muscles,
but apparently the deep-worn channels of two
rivulets of gravy that oozed out from the huge mouthfuls
that he masticated. But I forbear to dwell
on the odd beings that were congregated together
in one hotel. I have been thus prolix about
the old general because you desired me in one of your
letters to give you ample details whenever I
happened to be in company with the ‘great
and glorious,’ and old Trotter is more deserving
of the epithet than any of the personages I have
lately encountered.”
It was at the same resort of fashion and disease that Irving observed a phenomenon upon which Brevoort had commented as beginning to be noticeable in America.
“Your account [he writes of the brevity of the old lady’s nether garments] distresses me . . . . I cannot help observing that this fashion of short skirts must have been invented by the French ladies as a complete trick upon John Bull’s ‘woman-folk.’ It was introduced just at the time the English flocked in such crowds to Paris. The French women, you know, are remarkable for pretty feet and ankles, and can display them in perfect security. The English are remarkable for the contrary. Seeing the proneness of the English women to follow French fashions, they therefore led them into this disastrous one, and sent them home with their petticoats up to their knees, exhibiting such a variety of sturdy little legs as would have afforded Hogarth an ample choice to match one of his assemblages of queer heads. It is really a great source of curiosity and amusement on the promenade of a watering-place to observe the little sturdy English women, trudging about in their stout leather shoes, and to study the various ‘understandings’ betrayed to view by this mischievous fashion.”
The years passed rather wearily in England. Peter continued to be an invalid, and Washington himself, never robust, felt the pressure more and more of the irksome and unprosperous business affairs. Of his own want of health, however, he never complains; he maintains a patient spirit in the ill turns of fortune, and his impatience in the business complications is that of a man hindered from his proper career. The times were depressing.