“At the end of a month I would have been helpless without her. She was a treasure, a pearl, a phenomenon.
“She could dress my hair with infinite taste; she could trim a hat better than most milliners, and she could even make my dresses.
“I was astonished at her accomplishments. I had never before been waited on in such a manner.
“She dressed me rapidly and with a surprisingly light touch. I never felt her fingers on my skin, and nothing is so disagreeable to me as contact with a servant’s hand. I soon became excessively lazy; it was so pleasant to be dressed from head to foot, and from lingerie to gloves, by this tall, timid girl, always blushing a little, and never saying a word. After my bath she would rub and massage me while I dozed a little on my couch; I almost considered her more of a friend than a servant.
“One morning the janitor asked, mysteriously, to speak to me. I was surprised, and told him to come in. He was a good, faithful man, an old soldier, one of my husband’s former orderlies.
“He seemed to be embarrassed by what he had to say to me. At last he managed to mumble:
“‘Madame, the superintendent of police is downstairs.’
“I asked quickly:
“‘What does he wish?’
“‘He wishes to search the house.’
“Of course the police are useful, but I hate them. I do not think that it is a noble profession. I answered, angered and hurt:
“‘Why this search? For what reason? He shall not come in.’
“The janitor continued:
“‘He says that there is a criminal hidden in the house.’
“This time I was frightened and I told him to bring the inspector to me, so that I might get some explanation. He was a man with good manners and decorated with the Legion of Honor. He begged my pardon for disturbing me, and then informed me that I had, among my domestics, a convict.
“I was shocked; and I answered that I could guarantee every servant in the house, and I began to enumerate them.
“‘The janitor, Pierre Courtin, an old soldier.’
“‘It’s not he.’
“’A stable-boy, son of farmers whom I know, and a groom whom you have just seen.’
“‘It’s not he.’
“‘Then, monsieur, you see that you must be mistaken.’
“’Excuse me, madame, but I am positive that I am not making a mistake.
“As the conviction of a notable criminal is at stake, would you be so kind as to send for all your servants?”
“At first I refused, but I finally gave in, and sent downstairs for everybody, men and women.
“The inspector glanced at them and then declared:
“‘This isn’t all.’
“’Excuse me, monsieur, there is no one left but my maid, a young girl whom you could not possibly mistake for a convict.’
“He asked:
“‘May I also see her?’
“‘Certainly.’