I persisted:  “Nobody!  Come, monsieur, think; it would be very nice to have some ladies, I mean to say, some married couples!  I know nothing about your parishioners.  The baker and his wife, the grocer, the—­the—­the—­watchmaker—­the—­shoemaker—­the—­the druggist with Mrs. Druggist.  We have a good spread and plenty of wine, and we should be enchanted to leave pleasant recollections of ourselves with the people here.”

The priest thought again for a long time, and then said resolutely:  “No, there is nobody.”  I began to laugh.  “By Jove, Monsieur le Cure, it is very annoying not to have an Epiphany queen, for we have the bean.  Come, think.  Is there not a married mayor, or a married deputy mayor, or a married municipal councillor or a schoolmaster?” “No, all the ladies have gone away.”  “What, is there not in the whole place some good tradesman’s wife with her good tradesman, to whom we might give this pleasure, for it would be a pleasure to them, a great pleasure under present circumstances?”

But, suddenly, the cure began to laugh, and laughed so violently that he fairly shook, and presently exclaimed:  “Ha! ha! ha!  I have got what you want, yes.  I have got what you want!  Ha! ha! ha!  We will laugh and enjoy ourselves, my children; we will have some fun.  How pleased the ladies will be, I say, how delighted they will be!  Ha! ha!  Where are you staying?”

I described the house, and he understood where it was.  “Very good,” he said.  “It belongs to Monsieur Bertin-Lavaille.  I will be there in half an hour, with four ladies!  Ha! ha! ha! four ladies!”

He went out with me, still laughing, and left me, repeating:  “That is capital; in half an hour at Bertin-Lavaille’s house.”

I returned quickly, very much astonished and very much puzzled.  “Covers for how many?” Marchas asked, as soon as he saw me.  “Eleven.  There are six of us hussars, besides the priest and four ladies.”  He was thunderstruck, and I was triumphant.  He repeated:  “Four ladies!  Did you say, four ladies?” “I said four women.”  “Real women?” “Real women.”  “Well, accept my compliments!” “I will, for I deserve them.”

He got out of his armchair, opened the door, and I saw a beautiful white tablecloth on a long table, round which three hussars in blue aprons were setting out the plates and glasses.  “There are some women coming!” Marchas cried.  And the three men began to dance and to cheer with all their might.

Everything was ready, and we were waiting.  We waited for nearly an hour, while a delicious smell of roast poultry pervaded the whole house.  At last, however, a knock against the shutters made us all jump up at the same moment.  Stout Ponderel ran to open the door, and in less than a minute a little Sister of Mercy appeared in the doorway.  She was thin, wrinkled and timid, and successively greeted the four bewildered hussars who saw her enter.  Behind her, the noise of sticks sounded on the tiled