Mark Twain, a Biography. Complete eBook

Albert Bigelow Paine
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 1,890 pages of information about Mark Twain, a Biography. Complete.

Mark Twain, a Biography. Complete eBook

Albert Bigelow Paine
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 1,890 pages of information about Mark Twain, a Biography. Complete.
She’s a very pleasant little lady—­rather pretty—­about 28—­say 5 feet 2 1/4—­would weigh 116—­has black eyes and hair—­is polite and intelligent—­used good language, and talks much faster than I do.
She invited me into the little back parlor, closed the door; and we were alone.  We sat down facing each other.  Then she asked my age.  Then she put her hands before her eyes a moment, and commenced talking as if she had a good deal to say and not much time to say it in.  Something after this style: 
‘Madame.’  Yours is a watery planet; you gain your livelihood on the water; but you should have been a lawyer—­there is where your talents lie; you might have distinguished yourself as an orator, or as an editor—­, you have written a great deal; you write well—­but you are rather out of practice; no matter—­you will be in practice some day; you have a superb constitution, and as excellent health as any man in the world; you have great powers of endurance; in your profession your strength holds out against the longest sieges without flagging; still, the upper part of your lungs, the top of them, is slightly affected—­you must take care of yourself; you do not drink, but you use entirely too much tobacco; and you must stop it; mind, not moderate, but stop the use of it, totally; then I can almost promise you 86, when you will surely die; otherwise, look out for 28, 31, 34, 47, and 65; be careful—­for you are not of a long- lived race, that is, on your father’s side; you are the only healthy member of your family, and the only one in it who has anything like the certainty of attaining to a great age—­so, stop using tobacco, and be careful of yourself....  In some respects you take after your father, but you are much more like your mother, who belongs to the long-lived, energetic side of the house....  You never brought all your energies to bear upon any subject but what you accomplished it —­for instance, you are self-made, self-educated.

    ‘S.  L. C.’  Which proves nothing.

‘Madame.’  Don’t interrupt.  When you sought your present occupation, you found a thousand obstacles in your way—­obstacles unknown—­not even suspected by any save you and me, since you keep such matter to yourself—­but you fought your way, and hid the long struggle under a mask of cheerfulness, which saved your friends anxiety on your account.  To do all this requires the qualities which I have named.

    ‘S.  L. C.’  You flatter well, Madame.

‘Madame.’  Don’t interrupt.  Up to within a short time you had always lived from hand to mouth—­now you are in easy circumstances —­for which you need give credit to no one but yourself.  The turning-point in your life occurred in 1840-7-8.

    ‘S.  L. C.’  Which was?

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