I remember with satisfaction [he wrote] our joint success in keeping away from the Concord Centennial in 1875, and I have been thinking we might help each other in this matter of the Yale Anniversary.  What are your plans for getting left, or shall you trust to inspiration?

Their plans did not avail.  Both Howells and Clemens went to New Haven to receive their honors.

When they had returned, Howells wrote formally, as became the new rank: 

Dear sir,—­I have long been an admirer of your complete works, several of which I have read, and I am with you shoulder to shoulder in the cause of foreign missions.  I would respectfully request a personal interview, and if you will appoint some day and hour most inconvenient to you I will call at your baronial hall.  I cannot doubt, from the account of your courtesy given me by the Twelve Apostles, who once visited you in your Hartford home and were mistaken for a syndicate of lightning-rod men, that our meeting will be mutually agreeable.

Yours truly,
W. D. Howells. 
Dr. Clemens.

CCXVII

MARK TWAIN IN POLITICS

There was a campaign for the mayoralty of New York City that fall, with Seth Low on the Fusion ticket against Edward M. Shepard as the Tammany candidate.  Mark Twain entered the arena to try to defeat Tammany Hall.  He wrote and he spoke in favor of clean city government and police reform.  He was savagely in earnest and openly denounced the clan of Croker, individually and collectively.  He joined a society called ’The Acorns’; and on the 17th of October, at a dinner given by the order at the Waldorf-Astoria, delivered a fierce arraignment, in which he characterized Croker as the Warren Hastings of New York.  His speech was really a set of extracts from Edmund Burke’s great impeachment of Hastings, substituting always the name of Croker, and paralleling his career with that of the ancient boss of the East India Company.

It was not a humorous speech.  It was too denunciatory for that.  It probably contained less comic phrasing than any former effort.  There is hardly even a suggestion of humor from beginning to end.  It concluded with this paraphrase of Burke’s impeachment: 

    I impeach Richard Croker of high crimes and misdemeanors.  I impeach
    him in the name of the people, whose trust he has betrayed.

    I impeach him in the name of all the people of America, whose
    national character he has dishonored.

    I impeach him in the name and by virtue of those eternal laws of
    justice which he has violated.

    I impeach him in the name of human nature itself, which he has
    cruelly outraged, injured, and oppressed, in both sexes, in every
    age, rank, situation, and condition of life.

The Acorn speech was greatly relied upon for damage to the Tammany ranks, and hundreds of thousands of copies of it were printed and circulated. —­[The “Edmund Burke on Croker and Tammany” speech had originally been written as an article for the North American Review.]