And I’ve been a prospector, and know pay rock from poor when I find it—just with a touch of the tongue. And I’ve been a silver miner and know how to dig and shovel and drill and put in a blast. And so I know the mines and the miners interiorly as well as Bret Harte knows them exteriorly.
And I was a newspaper reporter four years in cities, and so saw the inside of many things; and was reporter in a legislature two sessions and the same in Congress one session, and thus learned to know personally three sample bodies of the smallest minds and the selfishest souls and the cowardliest hearts that God makes.
And I was some years a Mississippi
pilot, and familiarly knew all
the different kinds of steamboatmen—a
race apart, and not like
other folk.
And I was for some years a
traveling “jour” printer, and wandered
from city to city—and
so I know that sect familiarly.
And I was a lecturer on the public platform a number of seasons and was a responder to toasts at all the different kinds of banquets —and so I know a great many secrets about audiences—secrets not to be got out of books, but only acquirable by experience.
And I watched over one dear project of mine for years, spent a fortune on it, and failed to make it go—and the history of that would make a large book in which a million men would see themselves as in a mirror; and they would testify and say, Verily, this is not imagination; this fellow has been there—and after would they cast dust upon their heads, cursing and blaspheming.
And I am a publisher, and
did pay to one author’s widow (General
Grant’s) the largest
copyright checks this world has seen
—aggregating more
than L80,000 in the first year.
And I have been an author for 20 years and an ass for 55.
Now then: as the most
valuable capital or culture or education
usable in the building of
novels is personal experience I ought to
be well equipped for that
trade.
I surely have the equipment,
a wide culture, and all of it real,
none of it artificial, for
I don’t know anything about books.
This generous bill of literary particulars was fully warranted. Mark Twain’s equipment was equal to his occasions. It is true that he was no longer young, and that his health was not perfect, but his resolution and his energy had not waned.
His need was imminent and he lost no time. He dug out from his pigeonholes such materials as he had in stock, selecting a few completed manuscripts for immediate disposal—among them his old article entitled, “Mental Telegraphy,” written in 1878, when he had hesitated to offer it, in the fear that it would not be accepted by the public otherwise than as a joke. He added to it now a supplement and sent it to Mr. Alden, of Harper’s Magazine.