Telegram to Redpath: 

How in the name of God does a man find his way from here to Amherst, and when must he start?  Give me full particulars, and send a man with me.  If I had another engagement I would rot before I would fill it.  S. L. Clemens.

This was at the end of February, and he believed that he was standing on the platform for the last time.  He loathed the drudgery of the work, and he considered there was no further need.  He was no longer in debt, and his income he accounted ample.  His new book, ’Roughing It’,—­[It was Bliss who had given the new book the title of Roughing It.  Innocents at Home had been its provision title, certainly a misleading one, though it has been retained in England for the second volume; for what reason it would be difficult to explain.]—­had had a large advance sale, and its earnings promised to rival those of the ‘Innocents’.  He resolved in the future to confine himself to the trade and profits of authorship.

The new book had advantages in its favor.  Issued early in the year, it was offered at the best canvassing season; particularly so, as the author’s lectures had prepared the public for its reception.  Furthermore, it dealt with the most picturesque phases of American life, scenes and episodes vastly interesting at that time, and peculiarly adapted to Mark Twain’s literary expression.  In a different way ‘Roughing It’ is quite as remarkable as ‘The Innocents Abroad.’  If it has less charm, it has greater interest, and it is by no means without charm.  There is something delicious, for instance, in this bit of pure enjoyment of the first day’s overland travel: 

It was now just dawn, and as we stretched our cramped legs full length on the mail-sacks, and gazed out through the windows across the wide wastes of greensward clad in cool, powdery mist to where there was an expectant look in the Eastern horizon, our perfect enjoyment took the form of a tranquil and contented ecstasy.  The stage whirled along at a spanking gait, the breeze flapping the curtains and suspended coats in a most exhilarating way; the cradle swayed and swung luxuriously, the pattering of the horses’ hoofs, the cracking of the driver’s whip, and his “Hi-yi! g’lang!” were music; the spinning ground and the waltzing trees appeared to give us a mute hurrah as we went by, and then slack up and look after us with interest and envy, or something; and as we lay and smoked the pipe of peace, and compared all this luxury with the years of tiresome city life that had gone before it, we felt that there was only one complete and satisfying happiness in the world, and we had found it.

Also, there is that lofty presentation of South Pass, and a picture of the alkali desert, so parching, so withering in its choking realism, that it makes the throat ache and the tongue dry to read it.  Just a bit of the desert in passing: