that the hands of the deceased were arranged in a peculiar fashion; and the description of the arrangement was so skilfully woven in with other matters that at first, or even second, reading one might not see that the position indicated was the ancient one which begins with the thumb at the nose and in many ages has been used impolitely to express ridicule and the word “sold.”  But the description was a shade too ingenious.  The author expected that the exchanges would see the jolt and perhaps assist in the fun he would have with Sewall.  He did not contemplate a joke on the papers themselves.  As a matter of fact, no one saw the “sell” and most of the papers printed his story of the petrified man as a genuine discovery.  This was a surprise, and a momentary disappointment; then he realized that he had builded better than he knew.  He gathered up a bundle of the exchanges and sent them to Sewall; also he sent marked copies to scientific men in various parts of the United States.  The papers had taken it seriously; perhaps the scientists would.  Some of them did, and Sewall’s days became unhappy because of letters received asking further information.  As literature, the effort did not rank high, and as a trick on an obscure official it was hardly worth while; but, as a joke on the Coast exchanges and press generally, it was greatly regarded and its author, though as yet unnamed, acquired prestige.

Inquiries began to be made as to who was the smart chap in Virginia that did these things.  The papers became wary and read Enterprise items twice before clipping them.  Clemens turned his attention to other matters to lull suspicion.  The great “Dutch Nick Massacre” did not follow until a year later.

Reference has already been made to the Comstock’s delight in humor of a positive sort.  The practical joke was legal tender in Virginia.  One might protest and swear, but he must take it.  An example of Comstock humor, regarded as the finest assay, is an incident still told of Leslie Blackburn and Pat Holland, two gay men about town.  They were coming down C Street one morning when they saw some fine watermelons on a fruit-stand at the International Hotel corner.  Watermelons were rare and costly in that day and locality, and these were worth three dollars apiece.  Blackburn said: 

“Pat, let’s get one of those watermelons.  You engage that fellow in conversation while I stand at the corner, where I can step around out of sight easily.  When you have got him interested, point to something on the back shelf and pitch me a melon.”

This appealed to Holland, and he carried out his part of the plan perfectly; but when he pitched the watermelon Blackburn simply put his hands in his pockets, and stepped around the corner, leaving the melon a fearful disaster on the pavement.  It was almost impossible for Pat to explain to the fruit-man why he pitched away a three-dollar melon like that even after paying for it, and it was still more trying, also more expensive, to explain to the boys facing the various bars along C Street.