If it occur in your block, courteously
give way to strangers
desiring a view, particularly ladies.
Avoid showing partiality toward
the one dog, lest you hurt the
feelings of the other one.
Let your secret sympathies and
your compassion be always with the
under dog in the fight—this is magnanimity;
but bet on the other
one—this is business.
At poker
If you draw to a flush and fail
to fill, do not continue the
conflict.
If you hold a pair of trays, and
your opponent is blind, and it
costs you fifty to see him, let him remain unperceived.
If you hold nothing but ace high,
and by some means you know that
the other man holds the rest of the aces, and
he calls, excuse
yourself; let him call again another time.
Wall street
If you live in the country, buy
at 80, sell at 40. Avoid all forms
of eccentricity.
In the restaurant
When you wish to get the waiter’s
attention, do not sing out “Say!”
Simply say “Szt!”
His old abandoned notion of “Hamlet” with an added burlesque character came back to him and stirred his enthusiasm anew, until even Howells manifested deep interest in the matter. One reflects how young Howells must have been in those days; how full of the joy of existence; also how mournfully he would consider such a sacrilege now.
Clemens proposed almost as many things to Howells as his brother Orion proposed to him. There was scarcely a letter that didn’t contain some new idea, with a request for advice or co-operation. Now it was some book that he meant to write some day, and again it would be a something that he wanted Howells to write.
Once he urged Howells to make a play, or at least a novel, out of Orion. At another time he suggested as material the “Rightful Earl of Durham.”
He is a perfectly stunning literary bonanza, and must be dug up and put on the market. You must get his entire biography out of him and have it ready for Osgood’s magazine. Even if it isn’t worth printing, you must have it anyway, and use it one of these days in one of your stories or in a play.
It was this notion about ‘The American Claimant’ which somewhat later would lead to a collaboration with Howells on a drama, and eventually to a story of that title.
But Clemens’s chief interest at this time lay in publishing, rather than in writing. His association with Osgood inspired him to devise new ventures of profit. He planned a ‘Library of American Humor’, which Howells (soon to leave the Atlantic) and “Charley” Clark—[Charles Hopkins Clark, managing editor of the Hartford Courant.]—were to edit, and which Osgood would publish, for subscription sale. Without realizing it, Clemens was taking his first step toward becoming his own publisher. His contract with Osgood for ‘The Prince and