I thought it was. My friend said, “I
always admired it, even before I saw it in The Innocents
Abroad.” I naturally said, “What
do you mean? Where did you ever see it before?”
“Well, I saw it first, some years ago, as Dr.
Holmes’s dedication to his Songs in Many
Keys.” Of course my first impulse was
to prepare this man’s remains for burial, but
upon reflection I said I would reprieve him for
a moment or two, and give him a chance to prove
his assertion if he could. We stepped into a book-store.
and he did prove it. I had stolen that dedication
almost word for word. I could not imagine
how this curious thing happened; for I knew one
thing, for a dead certainty—that a certain
amount of pride always goes along with a teaspoonful
of brains, and that this pride protects a man
from deliberately stealing other people’s ideas.
That is what a teaspoonful of brains will do for
a man, and admirers had often told me I had nearly
a basketful, though they were rather reserved
as to the size of the basket. However, I thought
the thing out and solved the mystery. Some
years before I had been laid up a couple of weeks
in the Sandwich Islands, and had read and reread Dr.
Holmes’s poems till my mental reservoir was
filled with them to the brim. The dedication
lay on top and handy, so by and by I unconsciously
took it. Well, of course, I wrote to Dr. Holmes
and told him I hadn’t meant to steal, and
he wrote back and said, in the kindest way, that
it was all right, and no harm done, and added that
he believed we all unconsciously worked over ideas
gathered in reading and hearing, imagining they
were original with ourselves. He stated a
truth and did it in such a pleasant way, and salved
over my sore spot so gently and so healingly,
that I was rather glad I had committed the crime,
for the sake of the letter. I afterward called
on him and told him to make perfectly free with any
ideas of mine that struck him as good protoplasm
for poetry. He could see by that time that
there wasn’t anything mean about me; so we got
along, right from the start.—[Holmes
in his letter had said: “I rather think
The Innocents Abroad will have many more readers than
Songs in Many Keys. . . You will be stolen
from a great deal oftener than you will borrow
from other people.”]
I have met Dr. Holmes many times since; and lately he said—However, I am wandering wildly away from the one thing which I got on my feet to do; that is, to make my compliments to you, my fellow-teachers of the great public, and likewise to say I am right glad to see that Dr. Holmes is still in his prime and full of generous life, and as age is not determined by years but by trouble, and by infirmities of mind and body, I hope it may be a very long time yet before any can truthfully say, “He is growing old.”
Whatever Mark Twain may have lost on that former occasion, came back to him multiplied when he had finished this happy tribute. So the year for him closed prosperously. The rainbow of promise was justified.