Mark Twain, a Biography — Volume II, Part 1: 1886-1900 eBook

Albert Bigelow Paine
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 312 pages of information about Mark Twain, a Biography — Volume II, Part 1.

Mark Twain, a Biography — Volume II, Part 1: 1886-1900 eBook

Albert Bigelow Paine
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 312 pages of information about Mark Twain, a Biography — Volume II, Part 1.

    It took my breath away, and I haven’t recovered it yet, entirely—­I
    mean the generosity of your proposal to read the proofs of Huck
    Finn.

Now, if you mean it, old man—­if you are in earnest-proceed, in God’s name, and be by me forever blessed.  I can’t conceive of a rational man deliberately piling such an atrocious job upon himself.  But if there be such a man, and you be that man, pile it on.  The proof-reading of ‘The Prince and the Pauper’ cost me the last rags of my religion.

Clemens decided to have the Huckleberry Finn book illustrated after his own ideas.  He looked through the various comic papers to see if he could find the work of some new man that appealed to his fancy.  In the pages of Life he discovered some comic pictures illustrating the possibility of applying electrical burners to messenger boys, waiters, etc.  The style and the spirit of these things amused him.  He instructed Webster to look up the artist, who proved to be a young man, E. W. Kemble by name, later one of our foremost cartoonists.  Webster engaged Kemble and put the manuscript in his hands.  Through the publication of certain chapters of Huck Finn in the Century Magazine, Kemble was brought to the notice of its editors, who wrote Clemens that they were profoundly indebted to him for unearthing “such a gem of an illustrator.”

Clemens, encouraged and full of enthusiasm, now endeavored to interest himself in the practical details of manufacture, but his stock of patience was light and the details were many.  His early business period resembles, in some of its features, his mining experience in Esmeralda, his letters to Webster being not unlike those to Orion in that former day.  They are much oftener gentle, considerate, even apologetic, but they are occasionally terse, arbitrary, and profane.  It required effort for him to be entirely calm in his business correspondence.  A criticism of one of Webster’s assistants will serve as an example of his less quiet method: 

    Charley, your proof-reader, is an idiot; and not only an idiot, but
    blind; and not only blind, but partly dead.

Of course, one must regard many of Mark Twain’s business aspects humorously.  To consider them otherwise is to place him in a false light altogether.  He wore himself out with his anxieties and irritations; but that even he, in the midst of his furies, saw the humor of it all is sufficiently evidenced by the form of his savage phrasing.  There were few things that did not amuse him, and certainly nothing amused more, or oftener, than himself.

It is proper to add a detail in evidence of a business soundness which he sometimes manifested.  He had observed the methods of Bliss and Osgood, and had drawn his conclusions.  In the beginning of the Huck Finn canvass he wrote Webster: 

    Keep it diligently in mind that we don’t issue till we have made a
    big sale.

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