M. d’Afri introduced me to the mother of the stadtholder, who was only twelve, and whom I thought too grave for his years.  His mother was a worthy, patient kind of woman, who fell asleep every minute, even while she was speaking.  She died shortly after, and it was discovered at the postmortem examination that she had a disease of the brain which caused her extreme propensity to sleep.  Beside her I saw Count Philip de Zinzendorf, who was looking for twelve millions for the empress—­a task which was not very difficult, as he offered five per cent. interest.

At the play I found myself sitting next to the Turkish minister, and I thought he would die with laughter before my eyes.  It happened thus: 

They were playing Iphigenia, that masterpiece of Racine’s.  The statue of Diana stood in the midst of the stage, and at the end of one act Iphigenia and her train of priestesses, while passing before it, all made a profound bow to the goddess.  The candlesnuffer, who perhaps may have been a bad wit, crossed the stage just after wards, and likewise bowed to the goddess.  This put pit and boxes in a good humour, and peals of laughter sounded from all parts of the house.  All this had to be explained to the Turk, and he fell into such a fit of laughter that I thought he would burst.  At last he was carried to his inn still laughing but almost senseless.

To have taken no notice of the Dutchman’s heavy wit would have been, I confess, a mark of stupidity, but no one but a Turk could have laughed like that.  It may be said that a great Greek philosopher died of laughter at seeing a toothless old woman trying to eat figs.  But there is a great difference between a Turk and a Greek, especially an ancient Greek.

Those who laugh a good deal are more fortunate than those who do not laugh at all, as laughter is good for the digestion; but there is a just mean in everything.

When I had gone two leagues from Amsterdam in my posting-chaise on two wheels, my servant sitting beside me, I met a carriage on four wheels, drawn like mine by two horses, and containing a fine-looking young man and his servant.  His coachman called out to mine to make way for him.  My coachman answered that if he did he might turn me into the ditch, but the other insisted on it.  I spoke to the master, begging him to tell his coachman to make way for me.

“I am posting, sir,” said I; “and, moreover, I am a foreigner.”

“Sir,” answered he, “in Holland we take no notice of posting or not posting; and if you are foreigner, as you say, you must confess that you have fewer rights than I who am in my own country.”

The blood rushed to my face.  I flung open the door with one hand and took my sword with the other; and leaping into the snow, which was up to my knees, I drew my sword, and summoned the Dutchman to give way or defend himself.  He was cooler than I, and replied, smiling, that he was not going to fight for so foolish a cause, and that I might get into my carriage again, as he would make way for me.  I was somewhat interested in his cool but pleasant manner.  I got back into my chaise, and the next night reached Amsterdam.