I was roused early in the morning, and made a hasty toilette.  I could hear my neighbours dressing, so I half opened my door, and wished them good day without going into their room.

In a quarter of an hour I heard the sound of a dispute in the court-yard, and on looking out, there were the Frenchman and the vetturino arguing hotly.  The vetturino held the horse’s bridle, and the pretended count did his best to snatch it away from him.

I guessed the bone of contention:  the Frenchman had no money, and the vetturino asked in vain for his due.  I knew that I should be drawn into the dispute, and was making up my mind to do my duty without mercy, when the Count de l’Etoile came in and said,—­

“This blockhead does not understand what I say to him; but as he may have right on his side, I must ask you to give him two sequins.  I will return you the money at Rome.  By an odd chance I happen to have no money about me, but the fellow might trust me as he has got my trunk.  However, he says he must be paid, so will you kindly oblige me?  You shall hear more of me at Rome.”

Without waiting for me to reply, the rascal went out and ran down the stairs.  The vetturino remained in the room.  I put my head out of the window, and saw him leap on horseback and gallop away.

I sat down on my bed, and turned the scene over in my mind, rubbing my hands gently.  At last I went off into a mad roar of laughter; it struck me as so whimsical and original an adventure.

“Laugh too,” said I to the lady, “laugh or I will never get up.”

“I agree with you that it’s laughable enough, but I have not the spirit to laugh.”

“Well, sit down at all events.”

I gave the poor devil of a vetturino two sequins, telling him that I should like some coffee and to start in a quarter of an hour.

I was grieved to see my companion’s sadness.

“I understand your grief,” said I, “but you must try to overcome it.  I have only one favour to ask of you, and if you refuse to grant me that, I shall be as sad as you, so we shall be rather a melancholy couple.”

“What can I do for you?”

“You can tell me on your word of honour whether that extraordinary character is your husband, or only your lover.”

“I will tell you the simple truth; he is not my husband, but we are going to be married at Rome.”

“I breathe again.  He never shall be your husband, and so much the better for you.  He has seduced you, and you love him, but you will soon get over that.”

“Never, unless he deceives me.”

“He has deceived you already.  I am sure he has told you that he is rich, that he is a man of rank, and that he will make you happy; and all that is a lie.”

“How can you know all this?”

“Experience—­experience is my great teacher.  Your lover is a young feather-brain, a man of no worth.  He might possibly marry you, but it would be only to support himself by the sale of your charms.”