perspiration, and tiring Semiramis, without being able
to come to the point. Still I was ashamed to
trick her. She, the victim, wiped the drops of
sweat from my forehead, while the Undine, seeing my
exhaustion, kindled anew the flame which the contact
of that aged body had destroyed. Towards the
end of the hour, as I was exhausted and still unsuccessful,
I was obliged to deceive her by making use of those
movements which are incidental to success. As
I went out of the battle with all the signs of my
strength still about me, Semiramis could have no doubts
as to the reality of my success, and even the Undine
was deceived when she came to wash me. But the
third hour had come, and we were obliged to satisfy
Mercury. We spent a quarter of the time in the
bath, while the Undine delighted Semiramis by caresses
which would have delighted the regent of France, if
he had ever known of them. The good marchioness,
believing these endearments to be peculiar to river
spirits, was pleased with everything, and begged the
Undine to shew me the same kindness. Marcoline
obeyed, and lavished on me all the resources of the
Venetian school of love. She was a perfect Lesbian,
and her caresses having soon restored me to all my
vigour I was encouraged to undertake to satisfy Mercury.
I proceeded to the work, but alas! it was all in vain.
I saw how my fruitless efforts vexed the Undine, and
perceiving that Madame d’Urfe had had enough,
I again took the course of deceiving her by pretended
ecstacies and movements, followed by complete rest.
Semiramis afterwards told me that my exertions shewed
that I was something more than mortal.
I threw myself into the bath, and underwent my third
ablution, then I dressed. Marcoline washed the
marchioness and proceeded to clothe her, and did so
with such a graceful charm that Madame d’Urfe
followed the inspiration of her good genius, and threw
her magnificent necklace over the Undine’s neck.
After a parting Venetian kiss she vanished, and went
to her hiding place in the cupboard.
Semiramis asked the oracle if the operation had been
successful. The answer was that she bore within
her the seed of the sun, and that in the beginning
of next February she would be brought to bed of another
self of the same sex as the creator; but in order
that the evil genii might not be able to do her any
harm she must keep quiet in her bed for a hundred
and seven hours in succession.
The worthy marchioness was delighted to receive this
order, and looked upon it as a good omen, for I had
tired her dreadfully. I kissed her, saying that
I was going to the country to collect together what
remained of the substances that I had used in my ceremonies,
but I promised to dine with her on the morrow.
I shut myself up in my room with the Undine, and we
amused ourselves as best we could till it was night,
for she could not go out while it was light in her
spiritual costume. I took off my handsome wedding
garment, and as soon as it was dusk we crept out,
and went away to Marcoline’s lodging in a hackney
coach, carrying with us the planetary offerings which
I had gained so cleverly.