not have found a physician without difficulty.  At the opera, a great many persons wished after that to make my acquaintance, and I was looked upon as a man who had fought, pistol in hand, against death.  A miniature-painter named Morol, who was subject to indigestions and who was at last killed by one, had taught me his system which was that, to cure those attacks, all that was necessary was to drink plenty of water and to be patient.  He died because he was bled once when he could not oppose any resistance.

My indigestion reminded me of a witty saying of a man who was not much in the habit of uttering many of them; I mean M. de Maisonrouge, who was taken home one day almost dying from a severe attack of indigestion:  his carriage having been stopped opposite the Quinze-Vingts by some obstruction, a poor man came up and begged alms, saying,

“Sir, I am starving.”

“Eh! what are you complaining of?” answered Maisonrouge, sighing deeply; “I wish I was in your place, you rogue!”

At that time I made the acquaintance of a Milanese dancer, who had wit, excellent manners, a literary education, and what is more—­great beauty.  She received very good society, and did the honours of her drawing-room marvellously well.  I became acquainted at her house with Count Christopher Erdodi, an amiable, wealthy and generous man; and with a certain Prince Kinski who had all the grace of a harlequin.  That girl inspired me with love, but it was in vain, for she was herself enamoured of a dancer from Florence, called Argiolini.  I courted her, but she only laughed at me, for an actress, if in love with someone, is a fortress which cannot be taken, unless you build a bridge of gold, and I was not rich.  Yet I did not despair, and kept on burning my incense at her feet.  She liked my society because she used to shew me the letters she wrote, and I was very careful to admire her style.  She had her own portrait in miniature, which was an excellent likeness.  The day before my departure, vexed at having lost my time and my amorous compliments, I made up my mind to steal that portrait—­a slight compensation for not having won the original.  As I was taking leave of her, I saw the portrait within my reach, seized it, and left Vienna for Presburg, where Baron Vais had invited me to accompany him and several lovely frauleins on a party of pleasure.

When we got out of the carriages, the first person I tumbled upon was the Chevalier de Talvis, the protector of Madame Conde-Labre, whom I had treated so well in Paris.  The moment he saw me, he came up and told me that I owed him his revenge.

“I promise to give it to you, but I never leave one pleasure for another,” I answered; “we shall see one another again.”

“That is enough.  Will you do me the honour to introduce me to these ladies?”

“Very willingly, but not in the street.”

We went inside of the hotel and he followed us.  Thinking that the man, who after all was as brave as a French chevalier, might amuse us, I presented him to my friends.  He had been staying at the same hotel for a couple of days, and he was in mourning.  He asked us if we intended to go to the prince-bishop’s ball; it was the first news we had of it.  Vais answered affirmatively.