Official. [Referring once more to his telegram]
“’Rest gentleman mit black baby.” [Shaking his head] Wir must de gentleman hold. [To the German] ’Bitte, mein Herr, sagen Sie ihm, den Buben zu niedersetzen’. [He makes the gesture of deposit.]
German. [To the little man] He say: Put down the baby.
[The little man
shakes his head, and continues to dandle the
baby.]
Official. You must.
[The little man glowers, in silence.]
Englishman. [In background—muttering] Good man!
German. His spirit ever denies.
Official. [Again making his gesture] ‘Aber er muss’!
[The little man makes a face at him.]
‘Sag’ Ihm’: Instantly put down baby, and komm’ mit us.
[The baby wails.]
Little man. Leave the poor ill baby here alone? Be—be—be d—–d to you!
American. [Jumping on to a trunk—with enthusiasm] Bully!
[The English clap
their hands; the Dutch Youth laughs.
The
official is muttering,
greatly incensed.]
American. What does that body-snatcher say?
German. He say this man use the baby to
save himself from arrest.
Very smart he say.
American. I judge you do him an injustice. [Showing off the little man with a sweep of his arm.] This is a white man. He’s got a black baby, and he won’ leave it in the lurch. Guess we would all act noble that way, give us the chance.
[The little man rises, holding out the baby, and advances a step or two. The half-moon at once gives, increasing its size; the American climbs on to a higher trunk. The little man retires and again sits down.]
American. [Addressing the official] Guess you’d better go out of business and wait for the mother.
Official. [Stamping his foot] Die Mutter sall ’rested be for taking out baby mit typhus. Ha! [To the little man] Put ze baby down!
[The little man smiles.]
Do you ’ear?
American. [Addressing the official] Now, see here. ’Pears to me you don’t suspicion just how beautiful this is. Here we have a man giving his life for that old baby that’s got no claim on him. This is not a baby of his own making. No, sir, this is a very Christ-like proposition in the gentleman.
Official. Put ze baby down, or ich will goummand someone it to do.
American. That will be very interesting to watch.
Official. [To policeman] Dake it vrom him.
[The policeman mutters, but does not.]