L. Anne.  All for the dinner?  They’ll drink too much, won’t they?

James.  We’ve got to be on the safe side.

L. Anne.  Will it be safer if they drink too much?

     [James pauses in the act of dusting a bottle to look at her, as
     if suspecting irony.]

[Sniffing] Isn’t the smell delicious here-like the taste of cherries when they’ve gone bad—­[She sniffs again] and mushrooms; and boot blacking.

James.  That’s the escape of gas.

L. Anne.  Has the plumber’s man been?

James.  Yes.

L. Anne.  Which one?

James.  Little blighter I’ve never seen before.

L. Anne.  What is a little blighter?  Can I see?

James.  He’s just gone.

L. Anne. [Straying] Oh! . . .  James, are these really the foundations?

James.  You might ‘arf say so.  There’s a lot under a woppin’ big house like this; you can’t hardly get to the bottom of it.

L. Anne.  Everything’s built on something, isn’t it?  And what’s that built on?

James.  Ask another.

L. Anne.  If you wanted to blow it up, though, you’d have to begin from here, wouldn’t you?

James.  Who’d want to blow it up?

L. Anne.  It would make a mess in Park Lane.

James.  I’ve seen a lot bigger messes than this’d make, out in the war.

L. Anne.  Oh! but that’s years ago!  Was it like this in the trenches, James?

James. [Grimly] Ah!  ’Cept that you couldn’t lay your ’and on a bottle o’ port when you wanted one.

L. Anne.  Do you, when you want it, here?

James. [On guard] I only suggest it’s possible.

L. Anne.  Perhaps Poulder does.

James. [Icily] I say nothin’ about that.

L. Anne.  Oh!  Do say something!

James.  I’m ashamed of you, Miss Anne, pumpin’ me!

L. Anne. [Reproachfully] I’m not pumpin’!  I only want to make
Poulder jump when I ask him.

James. [Grinning] Try it on your own responsibility, then; don’t bring me in!

L. Anne. [Switching off] James, do you think there’s going to be a bloody revolution?

James. [Shocked] I shouldn’t use that word, at your age.

L. Anne.  Why not?  Daddy used it this morning to Mother. [Imitating] “The country’s in an awful state, darling; there’s going to be a bloody revolution, and we shall all be blown sky-high.”  Do you like Daddy?

James. [Taken aback] Like Lord William?  What do you think?  We chaps would ha’ done anything for him out there in the war.

L. Anne.  He never says that he always says he’d have done anything for you!