The Pigeon eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 72 pages of information about The Pigeon.

The Pigeon eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 72 pages of information about The Pigeon.

Wellwyn.  Oh!  Indeed!

Ferrand.  You have not enough the Pharisee in your character.  You do not judge, and you are judged.

     [He stretches his limbs as if in pain.]

Wellwyn.  Are you in pain?

Ferrand.  I ’ave a little the rheumatism.

Wellwyn.  Wet through, of course! [Glancing towards the house.] Wait a bit!  I wonder if you’d like these trousers; they’ve—­er—­they’re not quite——­

[He passes through the door into the house.  Ferrand stands at the fire, with his limbs spread as it were to embrace it, smoking with abandonment.  Wellwyn returns stealthily, dressed in a Jaeger dressing-gown, and bearing a pair of drawers, his trousers, a pair of slippers, and a sweater.]

Wellwyn. [Speaking in a low voice, for the door is still open.] Can you make these do for the moment?

Ferrand.  ‘Je vous remercie’, Monsieur. [Pointing to the screen.] May I retire?

Wellwyn.  Yes, yes.

     [Ferrand goes behind the screen.  Wellwyn closes the door into
     the house, then goes to the window to draw the curtains.  He
     suddenly recoils and stands petrified with doubt.]

Wellwyn.  Good Lord!

[There is the sound of tapping on glass.  Against the window-pane is pressed the face of a man.  Wellwyn motions to him to go away.  He does not go, but continues tapping.  Wellwyn opens the door.  There enters a square old man, with a red, pendulous jawed, shaking face under a snow besprinkled bowler hat.  He is holding out a visiting card with tremulous hand.]

Wellwyn.  Who’s that?  Who are you?

Timson. [In a thick, hoarse, shaking voice.] ’Appy to see you, sir; we ’ad a talk this morning.  Timson—­I give you me name.  You invited of me, if ye remember.

Wellwyn.  It’s a little late, really.

Timson.  Well, ye see, I never expected to ’ave to call on yer.  I was ‘itched up all right when I spoke to yer this mornin’, but bein’ Christmas, things ’ave took a turn with me to-day. [He speaks with increasing thickness.] I’m reg’lar disgusted—­not got the price of a bed abaht me.  Thought you wouldn’t like me to be delicate—­not at my age.

Wellwyn. [With a mechanical and distracted dive of his hands into his pockets.] The fact is, it so happens I haven’t a copper on me.

Timson. [Evidently taking this for professional refusal.] Wouldn’t arsk you if I could ’elp it.  ’Ad to do with ’orses all me life.  It’s this ’ere cold I’m frightened of.  I’m afraid I’ll go to sleep.

Wellwyn.  Well, really, I——­

Timson.  To be froze to death—­I mean—­it’s awkward.

Wellwyn. [Puzzled and unhappy.] Well—­come in a moment, and let’s—­ think it out.  Have some tea!

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