Timson. [Taking the card.] Yer new address! You are a gen’leman. [He lurches slowly away.]
[Ann shuts the
street door and sets her back against it. The
rumble of the approaching
van is heard outside. It ceases.]
Ann. [In a fateful voice.] Daddy! [They stare at each other.] Do you know what you’ve done? Given your card to those six rotters.
Wellwyn. [With a blank stare.] Six?
Ann. [Staring round the naked room.] What was the good of this?
Wellwyn. [Following her eyes—–very gravely.] Ann! It is stronger than me.
[Without a word Ann
opens the door, and walks straight out.
With a heavy sigh, Wellwyn
sinks down on the little stool
before the fire.
The three humble-men come in.]
Chief humble-man. [In an attitude of expectation.] This is the larst of it, sir.
Wellwyn. Oh! Ah! yes!
[He gives them money; then something seems to strike him, and he exhibits certain signs of vexation. Suddenly he recovers, looks from one to the other, and then at the tea things. A faint smile comes on his face.]
Wellwyn. You can finish the decanter.
[He goes out in haste.]
Chief humble-man. [Clinking the coins.] Third time of arskin’! April fool! Not ’arf! Good old pigeon!
Second humble-man. ’Uman being, I call ’im.
Chief humble-man. [Taking the three glasses from the last packing-case, and pouring very equally into them.] That’s right. Tell you wot, I’d never ’a touched this unless ’e’d told me to, I wouldn’t—not with ’im.
Second humble-man. Ditto to that! This is a bit of orl right! [Raising his glass.] Good luck!
Third humble-man. Same ’ere!
[Simultaneously they place their lips smartly against the liquor, and at once let fall their faces and their glasses.]
Chief humble-man. [With great solemnity.] Crikey! Bill! Tea! .....’E’s got us!
[The stage is blotted dark.]
Curtain.