The Pigeon eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 72 pages of information about The Pigeon.

The Pigeon eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 72 pages of information about The Pigeon.

Timson. [Taking the card.] Yer new address!  You are a gen’leman. [He lurches slowly away.]

     [Ann shuts the street door and sets her back against it.  The
     rumble of the approaching van is heard outside.  It ceases.]

Ann. [In a fateful voice.] Daddy! [They stare at each other.] Do you know what you’ve done?  Given your card to those six rotters.

Wellwyn. [With a blank stare.] Six?

Ann. [Staring round the naked room.] What was the good of this?

Wellwyn. [Following her eyes—–­very gravely.] Ann!  It is stronger than me.

     [Without a word Ann opens the door, and walks straight out. 
     With a heavy sigh, Wellwyn sinks down on the little stool
     before the fire.  The three humble-men come in.]

Chief humble-man. [In an attitude of expectation.] This is the larst of it, sir.

Wellwyn.  Oh!  Ah! yes!

[He gives them money; then something seems to strike him, and he exhibits certain signs of vexation.  Suddenly he recovers, looks from one to the other, and then at the tea things.  A faint smile comes on his face.]

Wellwyn.  You can finish the decanter.

     [He goes out in haste.]

Chief humble-man. [Clinking the coins.] Third time of arskin’!  April fool!  Not ’arf!  Good old pigeon!

Second humble-man.  ’Uman being, I call ’im.

Chief humble-man. [Taking the three glasses from the last packing-case, and pouring very equally into them.] That’s right.  Tell you wot, I’d never ’a touched this unless ’e’d told me to, I wouldn’t—­not with ’im.

Second humble-man.  Ditto to that!  This is a bit of orl right! [Raising his glass.] Good luck!

Third humble-man.  Same ’ere!

[Simultaneously they place their lips smartly against the liquor, and at once let fall their faces and their glasses.]

Chief humble-man.  [With great solemnity.]  Crikey!   Bill!   Tea!
.....’E’s got us!

     [The stage is blotted dark.]

Curtain.

THE END

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