Ann.  Well?

Calway.  He appears to be—–­sitting on the floor.

Wellwyn.  Yes, that’s all right!

     [Bertley covers his lips.]

Calway. [To Ann—­descending.] By the look of his face, as far as one can see it, I should say there was a leaning towards mania.  I know the treatment.

     [There come three loud knocks on the door.  Wellwyn and Ann
     exchange a glance of consternation.]

Ann.  Who’s that?

Wellwyn.  It sounds like Sir Thomas.

Calway.  Sir Thomas Hoxton?

Wellwyn. [Nodding.] Awfully sorry, Professor.  You see, we——­

Calway.  Not at all.  Only, I must decline to be involved in argument with him, please.

Bertley.  He has experience.  We might get his opinion, don’t you think?

Calway.  On a point of reform?  A J.P.!

Bertley. [Deprecating.] My dear Sir—­we needn’t take it.

     [The three knocks resound with extraordinary fury.]

Ann.  You’d better open the door, Daddy.

[Wellwyn opens the door.  Sir, Thomas Hoxton is disclosed in a fur overcoat and top hat.  His square, well-coloured face is remarkable for a massive jaw, dominating all that comes above it.  His Voice is resolute.]

Hoxton.  Afraid I didn’t make myself heard.

Wellwyn.  So good of you to come, Sir Thomas.  Canon Bertley! [They greet.] Professor Calway you know, I think.

Hoxton. [Ominously.] I do.

     [They almost greet.  An awkward pause.]

Ann. [Blurting it out.] That old cabman I told you of’s been drinking father’s rum.

Bertley.  We were just discussing what’s to be done with him, Sir Thomas.  One wants to do the very best, of course.  The question of reform is always delicate.

Calway.  I beg your pardon.  There is no question here.

Hoxton. [Abruptly.] Oh!  Is he in the house?

Ann.  In there.

Hoxton.  Works for you, eh?

Wellwyn.  Er—­yes.

Hoxton.  Let’s have a look at him!

     [An embarrassed pause.]

Bertley.  Well—­the fact is, Sir Thomas——­

Calway.  When last under observation——­

Ann.  He was sitting on the floor.

Wellwyn.  I don’t want the old fellow to feel he’s being made a show of.  Disgusting to be spied at, Ann.

Ann.  You can’t, Daddy!  He’s drunk.

Hoxton.  Never mind, Miss Wellwyn.  Hundreds of these fellows before me in my time. [At Calway.] The only thing is a sharp lesson!

Calway.  I disagree.  I’ve seen the man; what he requires is steady control, and the bobbins treatment.