[The Colonel and Mrs. Gwyn are coming down the lawn.]
Miss beech. Oh! very!
[She sits beneath the tree and fans herself.]
Colonel. The girls are all sitting out, Dick! I’ve been obliged to dance myself. Phew!
[He mops his brow.]
[Dick swinging round goes rushing off towards the house.]
[Looking after him.] Hallo! What’s the matter with him? Cooling your heels, Peachey? By George! it’s hot. Fancy the poor devils in London on a night like this, what? [He sees the moon.] It’s a full moon. You’re lucky to be down here, Molly.
Mrs. Gwyn. [In a low voice.] Very!
Miss beech. Oh! so you think she’s lucky, do you?
Colonel. [Expanding his nostrils.] Delicious scent to-night! Hay and roses—delicious.
[He seats himself between them.]
A shame that poor child has knocked up like this. Don’t think it was the sun myself—more likely neuralgic—she ’s subject to neuralgia, Molly.
Mrs. Gwyn. [Motionless.] I know.
Colonel. Got too excited about your coming. I told Nell not to keep worrying her about her frock, and this is the result. But your Aunt —you know—she can’t let a thing alone!
Miss beech. Ah! ’t isn’t neuralgia.
[Mrs. Gwyn looks at her quickly and averts her eyes.]
Colonel. Excitable little thing. You don’t understand her, Peachey.
Miss beech. Don’t I?
Colonel. She’s all affection. Eh, Molly? I remember what I was like at her age, a poor affectionate little rat, and now look at me!
Miss beech. [Fanning herself.] I see you.
Colonel. [A little sadly.] We forget what we were like when we were young. She’s been looking forward to to-night ever since you wrote; and now to have to go to bed and miss the, dancing. Too bad!
Mrs. Gwyn. Don’t, Uncle Tom!
Colonel. [Patting her hand.] There, there, old girl, don’t think about it. She’ll be all right tomorrow.
Miss beech. If I were her mother I’d soon have her up.
Colonel. Have her up with that headache! What are you talking about, Peachey?
Miss beech. I know a remedy.
Colonel. Well, out with it.
Miss beech. Oh! Molly knows it too!
Mrs. Gwyn. [Staring at the ground.] It’s easy to advise.
Colonel. [Fidgetting.] Well, if you’re thinking of morphia for her, don’t have anything to do with it. I’ve always set my face against morphia; the only time I took it was in Burmah. I’d raging neuralgia for two days. I went to our old doctor, and I made him give me some. “Look here, doctor,” I said, “I hate the idea of morphia, I ’ve never taken it, and I never want to.”