Mrs. Hope. [Reappearing with a garden syringe.] I simply won’t have Dick keep his fishing things in the tree; there’s a whole potful of disgusting worms. I can’t touch them. You must go and take ’em out, Tom.
[In his turn the Colonel enters the hollow of the tree.]
Mrs. Hope. [Personally.] What on earth’s the pleasure of it? I can’t see! He never catches anything worth eating.
[The Colonel reappears
with a paint pot full of worms; he holds
them out abstractedly.]
Mrs. Hope. [Jumping.] Don’t put them near me!
Miss beech. [From behind the tree.] Don’t hurt the poor creatures.
Colonel. [Turning.] Hallo, Peachey? What are you doing round there?
[He puts the worms down on the seat.]
Mrs. Hope. Tom, take the worms off that seat at once!
Colonel. [Somewhat flurried.] Good gad! I don’t know what to do with the beastly worms!
Mrs. Hope. It’s not my business to look after Dick’s worms. Don’t put them on the ground. I won’t have them anywhere where they can crawl about. [She flicks some greenflies off her roses.]
Colonel. [Looking into the pot as though the worms could tell him where to put them.] Dash!
Miss beech. Give them to me.
Mrs. Hope. [Relieved.] Yes, give them to Peachey.
[There comes from round
the tree Miss beech, old-fashioned,
barrel-shaped, balloony
in the skirts. She takes the paint pot,
and sits beside it on
the rustic seat.]
Miss beech. Poor creatures!
Mrs. Hope. Well, it’s beyond me how you can make pets of worms-wriggling, crawling, horrible things!
[Rose, who is young
and comely, in a pale print frock, comes
from the house and places
letters before her on a silver
salver.]
[Taking the letters.]
What about Miss joy’s frock, Rose?
Rose. Please, ’m, I can’t get on with the back without Miss Joy.
Mrs. Hope. Well, then you must just find her. I don’t know where she is.
Rose. [In a slow, sidelong manner.] If you
please, Mum, I think
Miss Joy’s up in the——
[She stops, seeing Miss beech signing to her with both hands.]
Mrs. Hope. [Sharply.] What is it, Peachey?
Miss beech. [Selecting a finger.] Pricked meself!
Mrs. Hope. Let’s look!
[She bends to look,
but Miss beech places the finger in her
mouth.]
Rose. [Glancing askance at the Colonel.] If you please, Mum, it’s below the waist; I think I can manage with the dummy.